Winner gets the satisfaction of seeing it on a t-shirt !
Caption Competition
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Geordie Guy
, Jul 07 2011 11:19 am
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#1
Geordie Guy
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 11:19 am
Winner gets the satisfaction of seeing it on a t-shirt !
I'm a TDM SNOB !!!! "Adventure before Dementia"
Kawasaki GT550, XJ900 Diversion, 2002 TDM 900 , 2008 TDM 900a, 2010 TDM 900a.
Kawasaki GT550, XJ900 Diversion, 2002 TDM 900 , 2008 TDM 900a, 2010 TDM 900a.
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AliG
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 11:23 am
QUOTE(Geordie Guy @ Thu 7th Jul 2011, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Winner gets the satisfaction of seeing it on a t-shirt !
I said "It's a fooking BMW, Ivan". Not "Are you fookin a BMW, Ivan?"
2004 900 - Blue with lots of goodies
2012 900 - Still adding shiny bits. Was black, changed to white and now back to black again.
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copey
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 12:02 pm
Is it ok to put me helmet on your seat mate ?
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dmmsta
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 02:05 pm
"These German's are much smaller in the flesh when you compare then to us Brits"
or
"It wasn't until Ivan had compared 'wrapped tools' that he was sure he'd made the right choice"
or
"It wasn't until Ivan had compared 'wrapped tools' that he was sure he'd made the right choice"
MY06 TDM 900 Blue over Silver 
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Fuel Pipes
Givi Top Box
Renthal 758's
Grip Puppies
MRA Bubble
Dip & Hi HIDs
To-Do:
LED DRLs
Loobman
Powercoat Wheels
Hand Guards
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MY04 TDM 900 Blue over Silver Parts Bin
MY02 TDM 900 Yellow over Black RIP
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Fuel Pipes
Givi Top Box
Renthal 758's
Grip Puppies
MRA Bubble
Dip & Hi HIDs
To-Do:
LED DRLs
Loobman
Powercoat Wheels
Hand Guards
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celticbiker
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 02:21 pm
No surprise there then.
A nob head on the seat of a BMW
A nob head on the seat of a BMW
(\__/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
(x'.'x) bunny onto your page to help
(")-(") him gain world domination!
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TonyDevil
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 03:11 pm
QUOTE(AliG @ Thu 7th Jul 2011, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I said "It's a fooking BMW, Ivan". Not "Are you fookin a BMW, Ivan?"
Ivan discovers the subtle differences of the English language
there is a big difference between "a fookin BMW" and "fookin a BMW"....
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me 
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skippy
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 03:17 pm
beemers are wank 
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steveearwig
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 04:36 pm
How far off road does it go on a tank of piss?
Sorry
Sorry
3VD006578 - it's alive!!
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jim850wav
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 06:45 pm
what do you get when you cross 3 Irish men with a English man ??
Slightly beat up Mk1 but still going
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Manx1200
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 07:13 pm
BMW - Blow My Wad
MotoGuzzi Norge 1200GT. for Euro touring
Triumph Street Triple. For those hooligan moments......
Beta Alp 200. For falling off In muddy bits.
I suffer from C.D.O. It's like O.C.D. but all the letters are in the correct order, just as they should be.
Triumph Street Triple. For those hooligan moments......
Beta Alp 200. For falling off In muddy bits.
I suffer from C.D.O. It's like O.C.D. but all the letters are in the correct order, just as they should be.
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Onanist
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:01 pm
"Wave next time!"
My life in bikes (with the random oddity) Made it to 48 with no car licence : Yamaha DT50M, Yamaha RD250E, Honda Melody (stupid law changes), Honda NS125F, Yamaha FZ600, Yamaha TDM850 MKI, CZ 125, GSXR1100WP, Aprilia RS250, Yamaha TDM850 MKII, Yamaha YZF750, Honda FT500, Reliant Rialto, Suzuki DR250, Suzuki DR650, Sukida 200, Yamaha Thunderace, Yamaha TDM900 2003, Yamaha TDM850 MKI, Triumph Tiger 1050, Triumph Tiger Explorer
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Studley Ramrod
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:02 pm
BMW - The Ultimate Dribbling Experience !
Mk2a 2000 in Silver. Top end Refurb @ 41100 miles, Scottoiler, Renthal Road High Bars, Up & Back Bar Risers, Bellypan, DL650 Handguards, Capt. Picard Bar Ends, House of Henty SS Wheel spacers, New Seat Cover Fitted. 58 MPG !! Now owned by chrisbee ! Studley's mk2a Bloggerydoodaah ! Photos of my first MK1 Photos of my MK2a TPLQHCSRSFC No. 1 Fan
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:40 pm
Oh no it's not working- cant get stiff,, no chance of a ride then
Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.
Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead Gone to Heaven 
1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space Gone to Heaven 
Sorted and on the Road Mick 
it's the bike that Jack built 
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Geordie Guy
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 09:01 pm
QUOTE(Onanist @ Thu 7th Jul 2011, 09:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Wave next time!"
The winner so far.That did have me howling !
Well done Onanist
I'm a TDM SNOB !!!! "Adventure before Dementia"
Kawasaki GT550, XJ900 Diversion, 2002 TDM 900 , 2008 TDM 900a, 2010 TDM 900a.
Kawasaki GT550, XJ900 Diversion, 2002 TDM 900 , 2008 TDM 900a, 2010 TDM 900a.
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 06:24 pm
QUOTE(Geordie Guy @ Thu 7th Jul 2011, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Johnny Vegas makes a surprise appearance at MT11
Stu
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 04:53 am
This elephentitus is a pain when mountin Bikes.......
Look you gotta have Balls like these to to seen ridin a BM Fookin W
Look you gotta have Balls like these to to seen ridin a BM Fookin W
Edited by sireastwood, 14 July 2011 - 04:54 am.
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I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.
Black 07 Niner wiv scott oiler and The House Of Henty Stainless Enjun Kit(Thanks Lee)
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Double Bubble Screen, Pipe Werx Oval Black SL Zorsts,Clear LED Rear Light Unit, Clear Indicators, PUIG Bellypan,Black Renthal 755 Medium Road Bars with Brace (Thanks Moose)
I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.
Black 07 Niner wiv scott oiler and The House Of Henty Stainless Enjun Kit(Thanks Lee)
Crash Bungs......(Thanks again Lee)
Stainless brake pad pins ...(Thanks again Lee)
Double Bubble Screen, Pipe Werx Oval Black SL Zorsts,Clear LED Rear Light Unit, Clear Indicators, PUIG Bellypan,Black Renthal 755 Medium Road Bars with Brace (Thanks Moose)
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 05:47 am
QUOTE(Geordie Guy @ Thu 7th Jul 2011, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Winner gets the satisfaction of seeing it on a t-shirt !
And this was how I measured the oil level when I lost my dip stick ... And the engine was HOT!!!
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Onanist
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 05:53 am
My life in bikes (with the random oddity) Made it to 48 with no car licence : Yamaha DT50M, Yamaha RD250E, Honda Melody (stupid law changes), Honda NS125F, Yamaha FZ600, Yamaha TDM850 MKI, CZ 125, GSXR1100WP, Aprilia RS250, Yamaha TDM850 MKII, Yamaha YZF750, Honda FT500, Reliant Rialto, Suzuki DR250, Suzuki DR650, Sukida 200, Yamaha Thunderace, Yamaha TDM900 2003, Yamaha TDM850 MKI, Triumph Tiger 1050, Triumph Tiger Explorer
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 06:54 am
I'm sorry but I just can't get my head round why people would want this on a T'shirt??
My Super Modded TDM has gone to a new home 
I'm now a carbon whore!
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 10:06 pm
Gotcha! The invisible pillion gets his comeuppance.
TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
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