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Started by dapleb , Apr 24 2006 08:29 pm

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#141 bondy

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 05:33 pm

QUOTE(dapleb @ Wed 15th Nov 2006, 02:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, its a secret smile.gif. If anyone realllly cannot go on without knowing how many votes their particular pic got, then PM me.

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And you'll pick a number at random I hope. smile.gif

#142 dapleb

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 06:01 pm

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And you'll pick a number at random I hope. smile.gif


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#143 Jez

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 06:46 pm

QUOTE(dapleb @ Wed 15th Nov 2006, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, its a secret smile.gif. If anyone realllly cannot go on without knowing how many votes their particular pic got, then PM me.

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I thought this was a democracy blink.gif . Shall we vote on the publicising of the votes ? jester2.gif

Err, or shall we hold a meeting first?
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#144 wicklamulla

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 06:53 pm

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Good job it was just you nogging Ken, any belly close to the edge and the UK would have been a few feet shorter tongue.gif



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#145 jht

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 07:01 pm

QUOTE(Jez @ Wed 15th Nov 2006, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought this was a democracy blink.gif . Shall we vote on the publicising of the votes ? jester2.gif

Err, or shall we hold a meeting first?


No, I think we need to set up a working party first to assess the impact and viablilty of publishing the votes.
Concurrent to that we need a HSE commitee to look into the Health and Safety risks associated with publishing the votes; a Risk Assessor will need to be commisioned to assess the inherent risks that may be associated with the proposed publishing, for which we will need a commitee to be conviened to put out a tender for bids for the risk assessment contract. Accountants and Solicitors must be contracted to assess the viablilty of said tenders, and advise the group on best practise issues with regards to the tender and publication, HSE impact, environmental impact (Ooops 'nother commitee), risk assessment, tax liability etc, and provide cover for any possible writs that may be issued against the group following publication of the votes. The whole process will obviously be overseen by a steering commitee, who will also receive input for a strategic, blue sky, forward thinking planning group...... then we may be able to hold a meeting........... volunteers???

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To do: Educate homo sap nav system to operate twisty + grabby things/ get ear plugs

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 07:07 pm

QUOTE(jht @ Wed 15th Nov 2006, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, I think we need to set up a working party first to assess the impact and viablilty of publishing the votes.
Concurrent to that we need a HSE commitee to look into the Health and Safety risks associated with publishing the votes; a Risk Assessor will need to be commisioned to assess the inherent risks that may be associated with the proposed publishing, for which we will need a commitee to be conviened to put out a tender for bids for the risk assessment contract. Accountants and Solicitors must be contracted to assess the viablilty of said tenders, and advise the group on best practise issues with regards to the tender and publication, HSE impact, environmental impact (Ooops 'nother commitee), risk assessment, tax liability etc, and provide cover for any possible writs that may be issued against the group following publication of the votes. The whole process will obviously be overseen by a steering commitee, who will also receive input for a strategic, blue sky, forward thinking planning group...... then we may be able to hold a meeting........... volunteers???

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Hmmmm. i just think you're being cynical. My mate Tony would never do all that!!!!


He'd do it like this and save loads of tax munnee...

set up a working party first to assess the impact and viablilty of publishing the votes.
Concurrent to that we need a HSE commitee to look into the Health and Safety risks associated with publishing the votes; a Risk Assessor will need to be commisioned to assess the inherent risks that may be associated with the proposed publishing, for which we will need a commitee to be conviened to put out a tender for bids for the risk assessment contract. Accountants and Solicitors must be contracted to assess the viablilty of said tenders, and advise the group on best practise issues with regards to the tender and publication, HSE impact, environmental impact (Ooops 'nother commitee), risk assessment, tax liability etc, and provide cover for any possible writs that may be issued against the group following publication of the votes. The whole process will obviously be overseen by a steering commitee, who will also receive input for a strategic, blue sky, forward thinking planning group...... then he'd make his own mind up, shit all over the recommendations and do his own thing anyway. Thus saving us the time and bother of having a meeting.


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Posted 15 November 2006 - 10:15 pm

jester2.gif huh.gif

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Done: Homo sap navigation/ twisty thing on bars to make it go vroom/ grabby thing to make it stop (in front of twisty thing)/ 'leccy things front and rear to make it glow at night/ Sucky + drippy oiler thing to keep chains moist (!!) / Laser Pro Stock Race pipes / bleeding ear drums (see previous mod)
To do: Educate homo sap nav system to operate twisty + grabby things/ get ear plugs

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#148 unclesumo

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 10:39 pm

I've just come out of a 3 hour meeting full of this type of bollocks. Our factory makes crisps FFS

#149 Minty Hippo

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 11:00 pm

QUOTE(unclesumo @ Wed 15th Nov 2006, 10:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've just come out of a 3 hour meeting full of this type of bollocks. Our factory makes crisps FFS


I love crisps, they're my favourite food. I didn't realise they were made out of bollocks though, that's a bit worrying. unsure.gif

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 11:12 pm

What do they call a stale crisp?

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QUOTE(Minty Hippo @ Thu 16th Nov 2006, 09:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I love crisps, they're my favourite food. I didn't realise they were made out of bollocks though, that's a bit worrying. unsure.gif

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#151 Minty Hippo

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 11:13 pm

QUOTE(Sparra @ Wed 15th Nov 2006, 10:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What do they call a stale crisp?

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A beer mat?

#152 Sparra

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 11:18 pm

I didn't know, I just wanted to see if anybody else did, cause they ain't crisp no more.

QUOTE(Minty Hippo @ Thu 16th Nov 2006, 09:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A beer mat?

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#153 Jez

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 08:36 am

QUOTE(Minty Hippo @ Thu 16th Nov 2006, 12:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I love crisps, they're my favourite food. I didn't realise they were made out of bollocks though, that's a bit worrying. unsure.gif


I thought cake was globally accepted to be the worlds favourite food blink.gif . I stand corrected.
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#154 duibhce Kaelann

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 10:48 am

QUOTE(Sparra @ Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 04:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Put me down for one. Maybe to save postage you can send mine and Big Birds (Carries) together.

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 10:51 am

QUOTE(duibhce Kaelann @ Thu 16th Nov 2006, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Daps, if Guiness doesn't mind you can send mine together with his and I'll just pick it up at his place then...


That is fine by me, though it will probably cost no more to send them seperately, in fact with our new postal regulations...it may be cheaper to send them seperatley blink.gif

EDIT: Having checked, it looks like it will be a tad cheaper to send together. But there is not going to be much difference, so either way is no probs. good.gif

Sparra, BB, do you want your calendars sent together or seperatley?

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 11:56 am

QUOTE(Minty Hippo @ Wed 15th Nov 2006, 10:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I love crisps, they're my favourite food. I didn't realise they were made out of bollocks though, that's a bit worrying. unsure.gif

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 10:39 pm

Well we are both in Parramatta (I work there) so if you want to send it to BBs and I can arrange to pick it up from her if that's ok with BB.


QUOTE(dapleb @ Thu 16th Nov 2006, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That is fine by me, though it will probably cost no more to send them seperately, in fact with our new postal regulations...it may be cheaper to send them seperatley blink.gif

EDIT: Having checked, it looks like it will be a tad cheaper to send together. But there is not going to be much difference, so either way is no probs. good.gif

Sparra, BB, do you want your calendars sent together or seperatley?

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 11:44 pm

QUOTE(Sparra @ Fri 17th Nov 2006, 09:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well we are both in Parramatta (I work there) so if you want to send it to BBs and I can arrange to pick it up from her if that's ok with BB.

It's OK with me.
Is yours the 900 I've seen parked around the corner from Fitness First?

#159 dapleb

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Posted 17 November 2006 - 12:14 am

From the calendar pics, I'd say that Sparra's boike werent a glossy black 900.

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Posted 17 November 2006 - 12:15 am

Nope. It is parked under my building in church st, opposite Westfields.........At least it was this morning when I parked it there. Where R U?

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It's OK with me.
Is yours the 900 I've seen parked around the corner from Fitness First?

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