fookin hell tis busy !
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wicklamulla
, Sep 24 2007 08:18 pm
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#61
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is it Jizzy Rascal time yet.....?
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:33 pm
well i'm spreading me legs roight now G and if ya have a webcam easily to hand oil show ya how Shazza Stone shudda done it......
spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.
I loike tay and hang sangwiches !
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:42 pm
QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
well i'm spreading me legs roight now G and if ya have a webcam easily to hand oil show ya how Shazza Stone shudda done it......
but it's all done in the best poaaaaaassable taste...
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#63
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:46 pm
Them English blokes started it! 
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:51 pm
QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i was trying to press you to see if you have mod. status as well as PR status ??
AFAIK no- I'm just being me as usual.
"PR" is an interesting concept, in the context of an informal forum that has no collective view, aim or standard, nor any aspirations in that regard, only rule by personality.
What the hell - I'm just tired.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:51 pm
You'll need to tuck your pants inside your boots if you want to get the sheep's legs in there 
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:57 pm
QUOTE(OF.uk @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You'll need to tuck your pants inside your boots if you want to get the sheep's legs in there
Ah'll get my coat.
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#67
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:17 pm
QUOTE(Pict @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ah'll get my coat.
Bugger, my comment wasn't aimed at you, it was in reference to dapleb's last post. Unfortunately several other people posted before I got chance to write and post
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#68
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:19 pm
QUOTE(OF.uk @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 03:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
it was in reference to dapleb's last post.
I'll get me coat.
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Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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#69
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is it Jizzy Rascal time yet.....?
- Location:Parish of Cruwys (pronounced 'Cruise' just loike Tom) Morchard, Mid Devon.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:23 pm
QUOTE(dapleb @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll get me coat.
lemme hold the door fer you (not so) kind Sir
spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.
I loike tay and hang sangwiches !
www.kenhogantreeservices.co.uk
http://s33.photobuck...77/wickla/?sc=6
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:39 pm
QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lemme hold the door fer you (not so) kind Sir
If oim goin ...your comin wid me.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
#71
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:39 pm
QUOTE(ChrisG @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now do you want to tell us why you happen to have a statue of a nervous looking sheep?
lol i just googled suprised sheep and that was the first hit
and to stop the speculation....the mod that quarantined it pending comments from the forum admin was me
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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#72
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:10 pm
I'm sure all you non-English....particularly Celts...will find this funny! It's absolutely true.....and happens on a regular basis.
As you know, I live in rural Andalucia in Southern Spain. And I've been in Spain for coming up to two years. Anyway, you're probably aware of the mass influx of Brits to Spain....most of them want to be (and need to be) on the Costas....but can't afford it. So they come to places inland where property is cheaper.
We're one of the few who chose to live here. But the fact is, you ain't gonna survive without the language.....and the English have a problem when it comes to learning languages. Unlike the Dutch, who are the language masters of Europe.
So every week more Brits (virtually 100% English) arrive. And they're fucking clueless!
And sometimes they turn up with a UK plate Mitsubishi Pajero. Which translates in Spanish to the Mitsubishi WANKER!
They're totally oblivious to this fact and drive round everywhere with "WANKER" emblazoned on their cars....and wonder why everybody points and laughs.
I've told them that it's an unusual and prestige vehicle here so it's good for them to tell people it's their car because they'll get more respect in the community. I've taught them a couple of useful phrases to break the ice when people stop to look at the car...
"Yo soy un pajero todos las dias"......"I'm a wanker everyday".
"Yo soy el mejor pajero en el pueblo"....."I'm the best wanker in town".
"Estaba un pajero en Reino Unido.....y ahora soy un pajero en Espana"....."I was a wanker in Britain....and now I'm a wanker in Spain."
I love it when a plan comes together!
As you know, I live in rural Andalucia in Southern Spain. And I've been in Spain for coming up to two years. Anyway, you're probably aware of the mass influx of Brits to Spain....most of them want to be (and need to be) on the Costas....but can't afford it. So they come to places inland where property is cheaper.
We're one of the few who chose to live here. But the fact is, you ain't gonna survive without the language.....and the English have a problem when it comes to learning languages. Unlike the Dutch, who are the language masters of Europe.
So every week more Brits (virtually 100% English) arrive. And they're fucking clueless!
And sometimes they turn up with a UK plate Mitsubishi Pajero. Which translates in Spanish to the Mitsubishi WANKER!
They're totally oblivious to this fact and drive round everywhere with "WANKER" emblazoned on their cars....and wonder why everybody points and laughs.
I've told them that it's an unusual and prestige vehicle here so it's good for them to tell people it's their car because they'll get more respect in the community. I've taught them a couple of useful phrases to break the ice when people stop to look at the car...
"Yo soy un pajero todos las dias"......"I'm a wanker everyday".
"Yo soy el mejor pajero en el pueblo"....."I'm the best wanker in town".
"Estaba un pajero en Reino Unido.....y ahora soy un pajero en Espana"....."I was a wanker in Britain....and now I'm a wanker in Spain."
I love it when a plan comes together!
Edited by XTreme, 25 September 2007 - 03:10 pm.
#73
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:21 pm
you total bastard, i like your sense of humour
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me
#74
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is it Jizzy Rascal time yet.....?
- Location:Parish of Cruwys (pronounced 'Cruise' just loike Tom) Morchard, Mid Devon.
- TDM model: 1999
Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:28 pm
well they cudda bought a Shogun instead i suppose. STORMY look at what you've done now, we're all laughing 
spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.
I loike tay and hang sangwiches !
www.kenhogantreeservices.co.uk
http://s33.photobuck...77/wickla/?sc=6
http://reg.imageshack.us/v_images.php
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:41 pm
A friend of mine's parents live in "Spain", they've been there about 3 years and her father still doesn't speak Spanish, he doesn't need to, they never meet any Spanish people. Everyone in the area they live is English, he's a plumber and bathroom fitter and all his customers are British. That sort of thing must annoy the cr@p out of the Spanish.
1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:50 pm
QUOTE(TonyDevil @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 05:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you total bastard, i like your sense of humour Tony....I could write a book on the stupidity of the English in Spain!
At this moment in time....in this town.....
There's an English pajero who bought a traditional Spanish cave to embrace the lifestyle. Then he covered the whole frontage of his property with astroturf.
Another English woman thought she'd accepted an offer to sell her property to a Spaniard. She hadn't....she'd accepted his offer of marriage.
There's a weirdo who has some bizarre fetish for women in wheelchairs. He'll always have a wheelchair in his car (for socialising) and sometimes drives to the local basketball court....plays basketball, then stand up and walks off carrying the wheelchair. Understandably the locals find this very strange indeed.
The English are permanently squabbling with each other....even to the point of violence. Unfortunately this is the only squabbling option open to them cos they don't have the language skills to squabble with anybody else.
We must have more successful Brit businessman and former SAS operatives in this town than anywhere. They get off the plane and they reinvent themselves as whatever they want to be. Unfortunately they spend most of their time trying to rip each other for pennies, or scavenging at the local rubbish tip.
Oh.....and there's a lunatic English woman locked in a bedroom with a goat. She has also been seen with hoof marks all over her not long after she told people that the goat man wanted her to have sex with one of his goats. This is the same woman who carries dead dogs around in her car. Don't ask....it'll take forever to explain.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg!
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 04:36 pm
QUOTE(XTreme @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tony....I could write a book on the stupidity of the English in Spain full stop!
Edited by jht, 25 September 2007 - 04:37 pm.
Done: Homo sap navigation/ twisty thing on bars to make it go vroom/ grabby thing to make it stop (in front of twisty thing)/ 'leccy things front and rear to make it glow at night/ Sucky + drippy oiler thing to keep chains moist (!!) / Laser Pro Stock Race pipes / bleeding ear drums (see previous mod)
To do: Educate homo sap nav system to operate twisty + grabby things/ get ear plugs
All Trashed Now... Pants... its a Cat B Mwahahaha it lives again!!
Remember every driver is a deaf myoptic twat who is out to kill you, ALWAYS assume they are going to do THE most f*cking DUMBASS, STUPID manouver possible, at the worst possible moment; get past, and get past quick
To do: Educate homo sap nav system to operate twisty + grabby things/ get ear plugs
Remember every driver is a deaf myoptic twat who is out to kill you, ALWAYS assume they are going to do THE most f*cking DUMBASS, STUPID manouver possible, at the worst possible moment; get past, and get past quick
#78
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 06:38 pm
just remember life a bich an then you die and the bitch isnt alway female
#79
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:31 pm
QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i'd loike to carry a big wooden club around with me.....
Move to Kilkenny, so.
Stu
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:42 pm
QUOTE(TonyDevil @ Tue 25th Sep 2007, 04:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you total bastard, i like your sense of humour Just wait until Pete translates his avatar ..............
RIP STORMY - killed by careless driver Oct 2009
currently owned ....
1996 YAMAHA TRX850 gone away for little holiday with Andrea
1997 YAMAHA TDM850 which are obviously an acquired taste. I fink I'm starting to get it now.....
1998 DUCATI 748 ... one way of keeping an old man broke.
1999 YAMAHA Thunderace there is STILL no finer motorcycle
2008 SUZUKI Bandit 1250SA ...... fecked by yours truly, but ......... still fitted with the worlds most uncomfortable bike seat. ouch!
currently owned ....
1996 YAMAHA TRX850 gone away for little holiday with Andrea
1997 YAMAHA TDM850 which are obviously an acquired taste. I fink I'm starting to get it now.....
1998 DUCATI 748 ... one way of keeping an old man broke.
1999 YAMAHA Thunderace there is STILL no finer motorcycle
2008 SUZUKI Bandit 1250SA ...... fecked by yours truly, but ......... still fitted with the worlds most uncomfortable bike seat. ouch!
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