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#81 TonyDevil

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Posted 03 January 2008 - 09:22 pm

sorry about the call earlier today, was online on skype using gprs on my mobile and its not really fast enough for a phone call, the delay is huge and sound quality shite.
hope you doin ok matey good.gif

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 07:30 pm

hello visitors of the pigsty,

i am still up to my neck in the bureaucratic nightmare of regulating all the inheritance issues and try to find a job to sustain my existance, but i think i will succeed in the end.

so i thought i might share a little anecdote of a little rideout with my dad about 10 years ago.

today's episode: time travel in the sauerland. or: it's more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow cool.gif

about 1997ish, nordhelle, sauerland, germany

it was one of the rare and much cherished occasions when my dad and me were able to coordinate our timetables to go for a ride together.
my girlfriend of then rode pillion on the tdm and dad followed on "ye olde xt".
we rode small and twisty roads at moderate speeds, dad being more a connaisseur of the landscape than a leaning angle addict.
at one point on our rideout we stopped for a little break at the well known parking lot at the nordhelle, sauerland.
this place consists of a formerly good conditioned road, very cool twisty uphill curves. the local crotch rocket bunch always gathered there to show off kneesliding and power ranger suit fashion wink.gif
so we watched the usual display of moderate riding skills and racing exhausts...
at some point my dad asked me: "son, you can do better than that, can't you?"
"well dad, i might give it a try. but it is so immature....should i really???"
and with a knowing smile on his lips he tossed me the keys to the xt and said "go."
"ok, so be it" and i folded my legs on the xt that was adorned with the lowered seat... wacko.gif

the first four trips up and down i just followed the crowd, looking for weaknesses and i found one.
in the last curve normal riders can reach about 110kph (acers can do a lot better, but none of the present riders were) and the sportsbikers reached about 140kph on the short straight before this curve and had to decel hard to the aforemetioned 110kph.
the xt barely managed 120 on this straight, but it corners well biggrin.gif

so i just had to close the trottle when the power rangers really had to brake hard and i was able to pass them yahoo.gif

the whole crowd cheered and the power rangers stopped for the obligatory cigarette on the other side of the road.

and then dad really put the icing on the cake by proclaiming:

"not bad for 44hp, eh?"

and his eyes were sparkling with mirth. wub.gif

(the guys with the slow-fast bikes went away with their tails firmly wedged between their legs laugh.gif )

so, i hope i could tell a little about how great a father he was and perhaps this memory puts a little smile on your face as it did on mine, when i remembered this anecdote in a great conversation with pict.

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 08:43 pm

QUOTE(erdferkel @ Fri 4th Jan 2008, 07:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
pig in recovery

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 09:04 pm

yaaaaaaaaaa a cool tale from times gone by. is that the XT you now have Ralf ???

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 09:16 pm

QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Fri 4th Jan 2008, 09:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yaaaaaaaaaa a cool tale from times gone by. is that the XT you now have Ralf ???


hi wicky,

yes indeed, it's the very same XT, i still have the low seat...

i was a little reckless driver back then, but now i have matured soo much, to better fit into the "boring tdm rider" cliché as i try to prove in this little thread smile.gif

and when the weather is dry and cold and the gravestone is set, ill ride to the cemetry with it and smoke a pipe there. i'll take one of the pipes my dad has carved for me biggrin.gif and remember the good times...

cheers to you too, pict and tony and all friends from carpe

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Edited by erdferkel, 04 January 2008 - 09:20 pm.


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Posted 04 January 2008 - 11:50 pm

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smoking pig

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 03:25 pm

aaaaahh! A sweet little story invites a tasteless, funny cannibalism gag.

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 03:38 pm

hello,

too bad my first name is not francis or roger, i could sign my messages with
"roger bacon" then wink.gif (or francis bacon or whatever....)

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 04:35 pm

Great story Ralf, I've always fancied an XT as a second bike. In my teenage years - on a Yammie RD400 I once unknowingly overtook my Ma & Pa on their way back from a night out. They were doing about 45 mph in my Dad's Ford Granada, I went past at about 90 and shot off into the distance. My Mum recognised me and gave me a huge bollicking when I got home rolleyes.gif . My Dad followed this up by giving me a lecture on riding within my limits (he was a decent road racer in his day). As I left the room suitably chastised, my Dad said whispered "nice riding though....". cool.gif

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 05:03 pm

QUOTE(Negwedar @ Sat 5th Jan 2008, 03:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
aaaaahh! A sweet little story invites a tasteless, funny cannibalism gag.

You're right - it was clumsy of me. Sorry Ralf - didn't mean to spoil your story.

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 06:01 pm

QUOTE(erdferkel @ Sat 5th Jan 2008, 03:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I could sign my messages with "roger bacon" then (or francis bacon or whatever....)

Nah, a lively, biker dad like yours would only have called you "Streaky" - what else? smile.gif

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 09:59 pm

hello,

QUOTE(Pict @ Sat 5th Jan 2008, 05:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're right - it was clumsy of me. Sorry Ralf - didn't mean to spoil your story.


no, pict, no need to feel sorry about anything. IMO you certainly did not spoil anything, i really laughed about that one. it is the magic of the pig totem, that makes me able to make fun about everything, including myself.
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QUOTE(Pict @ Sat 5th Jan 2008, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nah, a lively, biker dad like yours would only have called you "Streaky" - what else? smile.gif


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matlock, the XT is a great change of pace compared to the tdm, it has a certain agricultural charme wink.gif and i always loved thumpers. it is motorbiking reduced to the very essence of it.
i really liked your anecdote, and though i dislike the adv-forum standard phrase, i use it here: thanks for sharing your experience. drinks.gif

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 12:08 pm

hello,

sunday paul from the german tdm site and i visited the bike show in dortmund, germany. pics and report will follow soon.

toda's episode: truffles found in the cellar.
just ruhr-valley, germany

i was in the cellar right now, cleaning out some relics of a former life, and between all these old books, junk and paper i found this:



it is an old paper print photo, long before the advent of affordable digicams. it was shot on the 5th dec 1993, just before an short but epic ride on my tenere.

appropriate background music provided by mary hopkins - those were the days

it was on a cold but dry december day, this 5th day of the twelfth month 1993 a.d..... i still hat the reduced A1 license, that means 34 hp in the now old, then new 660 single.
my levior flip up was damaged and sent back to the manufacturer for repairs, but i did not want to miss the traditional winter riders meeting in essen, haus scheppen. so i took the open lid from my moped days and the MX goggles and went out.

it was about -10°C or so and after 30km the oil temp gauge still refused to wake up and put the pointer needle into the range of the scale.

when i arrived and lifted my goggles the plexi glass just disintegrated.... the windchill was too hard for this material.. summer use only.

nonwithstanding this little mishap, i went to the counter and ordered my usual three pots of coffee: one for each boot, to get the circulation running again and one to warm my fingers. on the fourth cup my shaking had reduced significantly, that some coffee even found the way into the pig.

soon after i returned from the counter, to chat with the usual group, they looked at me in a strange way. unsure.gif

i asked: "what's wrong?"

"your lips are bleeding"

due to the open helmet and the subzero temps, my lips froze and then burst open a little. when the coffee started to warm the mouth, the blood began to flow.

bloody 'ell.

after several litres it stopped and i went home again. this time without goggles..... blink.gif

the small scars have now disappeared completely but back then my girlfriend was a little aggravated because of my temporal kissing predicament.

ah, have i become soft over the years...old and soft smile.gif

i was just eighteen and a half year old then and felt ndestructible like the top gear hilux. note the unlined leather jeans and the jacket made of simple nylon. no protectors or a waterproof liner. and i went down in this gear once or twice and survived with barely a sratch.... lucky pig

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Edited by erdferkel, 04 March 2008 - 12:31 pm.


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Posted 04 March 2008 - 05:25 pm

bleeding lip...yer mad ! lol
dont ride when freezing!

coldest i did was 70km in -9°C ... at work i was grasping metal things just to cool down my burning hands. my right thumb acked all day.
never doing that again.


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Posted 17 April 2008 - 03:23 pm

hello,

big update on this blog thingy thead.
some motorcycle related stuff, some personal and this and that....

after a period of great uncertainity cosidering my professional future i can happily announce that the pig has found a job at the foundation that sponsored my dissertation project.
i'll work as an office manager with a really great bunch of people there. i'm happy as a pig in mud.
next item on the plate will be moving, to reduce commuting distance. we'll find something, i'm sure. my income will be secure for the next 3 years. and i'll be a civil servant helping postgrad students with their sponsorship and other stuff too. a job that will be very rewarding.
so share a virtual beverage of your choice with me. drinks.gif

as a little therapy against all the stress of selling dad's business i chose today to give the bikes the obligatory spring cleaning. done wink.gif



the joy of the new job and new beginning in a different place is a little affected by thoughtfullness, because this is the first time that i cleaned ye olde XT without dad having a look and smile because of the beauty and immaculateness of the XT.

but now i made another step to my "good bye trip". the XT needed a new battery and a thorough cleaning. now i still have to put on new tyres and then i will do my tribute ride to his grave and smoke a pipe carved by him, with his favourite tobacco: murray's erinmore flake. he really loved the room note of this stuff.
just could not make the trip with a dirty bike...

and now for something completely different



found this in Essen in germany...WTF wicky? is there something we should know? biggrin.gif

a few impressions from the bike show in feb, dortmund, germany:


new stelvio, bloddy hell, my knees rest on the cylinder heads....



ich schau dir in die augen, kleine:



hmm, comfy, but expensive and only with ABS...grmbl...



i've been expecting someone taller:



cigar anyone?




big bike rulez



aaargh, the grammar...



and something for a very caring old greybeard, who kept my spirits up with wise and kind words:



i'll put together a little slideshow on photobucket and insert the link here.

take care all and
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#96 TonyDevil

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 03:33 pm

hey ralf, good to hear from you! good.gif
glad ya keepin ya chin up cool.gif

are we going to see you at the end of May?

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Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips

current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 17 April 2008 - 03:46 pm

hi tony,

thanks.

the last couple of months feeled like a test, what will life throw at me next....but i will cope... smile.gif
i don't think i can manage to attend any meetings this year. reorganising life still takes up a lot of time and money. we'll see...

here's the slideshow. i'm limited to 30 pics, the rest is in my photobucket album.

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:24 pm

Yay for the new job!!

Thanx for the red Burger - would go well with my satin riding suit, heels and rubber gloves.

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:39 pm

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Thanx for the red Burger - would go well with my satin riding suit, heels and rubber gloves.

Oh God, I can't get that image out of my head now rotflmmfao.gif

Good to hear things are on the up Ralf. good.gif

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 09:05 pm

QUOTE(Matlock @ Thu 17th Apr 2008, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh God, I can't get that image out of my head now rotflmmfao.gif

Think yerself lucky - it could've been the chiffon ballgown and feather boa, but they're away for de-lousing. laugh.gif

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