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Started by danceswithmopeds , Feb 14 2008 09:21 pm

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#21 JollyGiant

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 09:59 am

QUOTE(CatsBum @ Sun 17th Feb 2008, 08:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Me: ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW IM GIVING YOU MONEY??


Good ideas will use them.....

You forgot to ad "if you only set up a direct debit for only £2 a month you could save the ozone/cats/dogs/polish starving disabled child!!!" Blar blar blar.... cool.gif

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#22 ChrisG

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 10:34 am

I've had one who actually started the conversation with "Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything", then gets in to his spiel and tried to sell me something. he wasn't too sure what to say when I asked why I'd want to deal with a company who started out by lying to me rotflmmfao.gif

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#23 TonyDevil

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 05:39 pm

i used to keep 'give blood' leaflets and give them out to JW whenever they rang the bell

another time meself and me 'strictly methodist' dad had a double act argument going
he answers the door to them, says "sorry we're methodists, not interested"
i shouted out i'm not a methodist i wanna hear what they got to say
they had cleared the end of the drive way by the time we were having trouble keeping a straight face rotflmmfao.gif

QUOTE(Epirb @ Sat 16th Feb 2008, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Europe is good at pulling itself apart and blaming the gypsies.

theres a big difference between a pikey and a gypsy dry.gif
i have no problems at all with gypsies (polite&friendly travelling folk) good.gif
i do have a problem with pikeys (scum who live in caravans so they can move around avoiding the taxman and the fallout from their shite work/theft/crime sprees) ranting.gif



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Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:

#24 ChrisG

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 07:13 pm

QUOTE(TonyDevil @ Sun 17th Feb 2008, 05:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
theres a big difference between a pikey and a gypsy dry.gif
i have no problems at all with gypsies (polite&friendly travelling folk) good.gif


We had a Romany family in a proper horse drawn caravan camp up for a while on a grass verge near where we used live, they had a foal that wasn't very well so were there for a couple of weeks. It got to the point that my father and another neighboring farmer used to quite often stop off for a chat and happen to have half a bale of hay in the back of the landrover, and the local vet was stopping of most days to see how the foal was. They were really nice people. Pikies on the other hand...

Edited by ChrisG, 17 February 2008 - 07:14 pm.

1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now :(
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:42 pm

the last JW's to come to my house was in december, so i took great pleasure in asking their children (who they always drag along) if they had been good this year and what santa was bringing them. laugh.gif

#26 TonyDevil

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:47 pm

QUOTE(Pantboy @ Sun 17th Feb 2008, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
the last JW's to come to my house was in december, so i took great pleasure in asking their children (who they always drag along) if they had been good this year and what santa was bringing them. laugh.gif

laugh.gif you evil nasty person

you'll be on the 'not to be saved list' now

ps. wasnt one the JW founding beliefs that the world would end on the eve of the 2nd millenium? unsure.gif

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Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 09:12 pm

Tony is doing a double bluff here


........He's a JW cool.gif

Admit it Skinny one.

#28 TonyDevil

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 12:33 am

QUOTE(CatsBum @ Sun 17th Feb 2008, 08:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tony is doing a double bluff here
........He's a JW cool.gif

Admit it Skinny one.

lol - i saw the light a few years ago and now happily agnostic tongue.gif


"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 10:31 am

Who said Agnostics were dithering athiests? tongue.gif


"Homer Simpson: "I don't know if you're up there... But if you are...


SAVE ME SUPERMAN!""






Scientology, now that's the religion of the future. Don't see Tom Cruise calling at doors. wink.gif

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#30 JollyGiant

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 04:51 pm


Reglion huh.gif Now theres a huge can of worms to let loose...... Who's gona open the Topic "Who's reglion is best"??

Any way back to topic...

What kind of key can open any door?????????



A Pikey banana.gif rotflmmfao.gif yahoo.gif

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 05:50 pm

Religious conflict: Arguing over who's got the best imaginary friend.

1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now :(
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 05:53 pm

QUOTE(ChrisG @ Mon 18th Feb 2008, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Religious conflict: Arguing over who's got the best imaginary friend.


good.gif banana.gif yahoo.gif rotflmmfao.gif

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#33 TonyDevil

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 07:33 pm

QUOTE(ChrisG @ Mon 18th Feb 2008, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Religious conflict: Arguing over who's got the best imaginary friend.

rotflmmfao.gif

i want a tshirt with that as a slogan....pure genius good.gif

"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:

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