She's 8 but with her make-up on she looks 12.
I'm leaving now
Edited by Paddy900, 18 August 2008 - 09:10 am.
Gary Glitter
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 09:09 am
Gary Glitter has been given a date for his release
She's 8 but with her make-up on she looks 12.
I'm leaving now
She's 8 but with her make-up on she looks 12.
I'm leaving now
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 09:29 am
fer zat u vil be taken out anz shot
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 11:06 am
whats the difference between Gary Glitter and a Greyhound,
A greyhound waits for the hare,
A greyhound waits for the hare,
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 07:44 pm
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 06:03 pm
QUOTE(CatsBum @ Mon 18th Aug 2008, 08:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gary Glitter today tried to commit suicide by drowning himself in the sea.
Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 06:12 pm
Anything to declare?
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 07:16 pm
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:01 pm
bet he tops himself within 6 months if he stays put in Bloighty.
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:07 pm
QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Thu 21st Aug 2008, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
bet he tops himself within 6 months if he stays put in Bloighty.
we can but hope
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:09 pm
QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Thu 21st Aug 2008, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
bet he tops himself within 6 months if he stays put in Bloighty.
Can we really be that lucky
Just a shame about all the other living kiddy fiddlers
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 02:40 pm
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 05:29 pm
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Thats just WRONG
Yeah it is, but its still funny!
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 09:32 pm
i heard he's moving to Florida with his family
he's going to Tampa with the kids.
he's going to Tampa with the kids.
i'm not pedantic , fussy maybe ,but not pedantic.
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 09:38 pm
Gary Glitter has requested that when he dies he wants his ashes to be put in an Etch-a-sketch..........
so kids can still fiddle with his knob
so kids can still fiddle with his knob
i'm not pedantic , fussy maybe ,but not pedantic.
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 11:40 pm
It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body.
Take gary glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock.
9 pages of Glitter jokes here
Take gary glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock.
9 pages of Glitter jokes here
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 06:19 pm
Victoria Beckham says she had sex with Gary Glitter in LA in August.
Glitter denies it saying he was in Brooklyn at the time............................
Glitter denies it saying he was in Brooklyn at the time............................
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 06:42 pm
The Beckhams have invited him onto their yacht until all the media fuss has died down!
Gary said "He can't wait to come on their little cruise"!!!
Gary said "He can't wait to come on their little cruise"!!!
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 08:01 pm
I thought that was:
QUOTE(Jolly Giant @ Mon 8th Sep 2008, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tom Cruise has invited him onto his yacht until all the media fuss has died down!
Gary said "He can't wait to come on their little cruise"!!!
Gary said "He can't wait to come on their little cruise"!!!
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Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:23 pm
Whats 13" long, silver and the worse possible thing you can find at the end of your daughters bed?
Gary Glitters boots
Gary Glitter is to have dinner with Maggie Thatcher.............If anyone is going to teach him how to fuck miners its her
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