It's A Joke
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dapleb
, Mar 04 2022 07:21 pm
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#421
Robodene
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Robodene
- Location:Mid Bucks
- TDM model: no more
Posted 24 May 2024 - 10:09 am
#422
Robodene
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Robodene
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Posted 24 May 2024 - 10:15 am
A kid says to his father, "Well I've got some good news and some bad news." The father asks, "What's the good news?" Kid replies, "I just drove to the supermarket and I'm happy to tell you that the airbag works great."
#423
Snowbird
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Just won't go.
- Location:Often on another planet, but mostly south Cambs. (St.Neots)
- TDM model: 2000
Posted 24 May 2024 - 10:52 pm
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
#424
Catteeclan
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full o shoite
- Location:Gorleston Norfolk
- TDM model: 2002
#425
dablik
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Master Intermediate Fettlin' Award 2018
- Location:Bootleshire
- TDM model: 1992
Posted 25 May 2024 - 07:33 am
Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.
Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead Gone to Heaven 
1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space Gone to Heaven 
Sorted and on the Road Mick it's the bike that Jack built 
#426
Rallyist
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Gettin to be an 'Old Bugger'
- Location:Usually in a Hospital somewhere in the Birmingham area
- TDM model: 1993
Posted 25 May 2024 - 08:00 am
For a challenging summer try the
Round Britain Rally.....
1993 TDM 850 Mk1 ..... 2008 TDM 900 .... 1975, 1979, 1982, 1992 Goldwings, Scott, AJS, Triumph 5TA
#427
Joe90
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Carpe Regular
- TDM model: 2002
#428
Catteeclan
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full o shoite
- Location:Gorleston Norfolk
- TDM model: 2002
Posted 08 June 2024 - 12:11 pm
2002 TDM900 Yellow
#429
dablik
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Master Intermediate Fettlin' Award 2018
- Location:Bootleshire
- TDM model: 1992
Posted 09 June 2024 - 07:51 am
Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.
Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead Gone to Heaven
1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space Gone to Heaven Sorted and on the Road Mick it's the bike that Jack built
#430
Studley Ramrod
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Monkey Boys Monkey
- Location:HELLO ! I'm in the Library...Notts
- TDM model: 1993
Posted 11 June 2024 - 11:17 am
Mk2a 2000 in Silver. Top end Refurb @ 41100 miles, Scottoiler, Renthal Road High Bars, Up & Back Bar Risers, Bellypan, DL650 Handguards, Capt. Picard Bar Ends, House of Henty SS Wheel spacers, New Seat Cover Fitted. 58 MPG !! Now owned by chrisbee ! Studley's mk2a Bloggerydoodaah ! Photos of my first MK1 Photos of my MK2a TPLQHCSRSFC No. 1 Fan
#431
harvey krumpet
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full o shoite
- Location:New Zealand
- TDM model: 1997
Posted 14 June 2024 - 02:16 am
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a hide and seek accident?
To the I.C.U.
Edited by harvey krumpet, 14 June 2024 - 02:17 am.
TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
#432
Gdogg
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has been here 4ever
- Location:Spalding, Lincolnshire
- TDM model: 2000
Posted 15 June 2024 - 05:43 am
Heard a similar one the other day as in …….…
My wife has been taken into hospital with the dreaded Peek a Boo virus, she’s in ICU
Edited by Gdogg, 15 June 2024 - 05:44 am.
<p> Now Sold 😔......850 MK2A 4TX6 in Silver, Stainless steel hand rolled slip on end can, stainless 2into1 headers, K&N air filter, Hagon progressive front springs, Gdogg modified rear shock, Else Made "Ridgeback" Gel Seat, Gdogg under seat fender extender, Powrspark leads, Carbon fiber effect vinyl wrap fairing decals & logos, Michelin Pilot Road2's, V-Strom hand guards, Givi monorack & box (colour matched side rails).
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