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#101 SteveGlover

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:10 am

QUOTE(Edman @ Sun 10th Jun 2007, 07:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
good hard f*cking

and she thinks

#102 bobalob5

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 10:22 am

cieling needs painting

#103 AL-58

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 11:37 am

QUOTE(bobalob5 @ Sun 10th Jun 2007, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
cieling needs painting


after the explosions

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 04:10 pm

QUOTE(AL-58 @ Sun 10th Jun 2007, 12:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
after the explosions

what was that

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 05:10 pm

QUOTE(jude @ Sun 10th Jun 2007, 04:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what was that


her large mounds..... they both exploded (page 4 i think)
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 05:27 pm

QUOTE(dbninja @ Sun 10th Jun 2007, 05:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
her large mounds..... they both exploded (page 4 i think)

yes i know.

But someone said.

something about f*cking.

#107 dbninja

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 08:58 pm

QUOTE(jude @ Sun 10th Jun 2007, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yes i know.

But someone said.

something about f*cking.





sorry Jude, just thaught you were having one of those "blonde moments" ........ again! yahoo.gif yahoo.gif




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Posted 11 June 2007 - 09:22 am

QUOTE(dbninja @ Sun 10th Jun 2007, 09:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sorry Jude, just thaught you were having one of those "blonde moments" ........ again! yahoo.gif yahoo.gif
dbn

back to thread.

then she said.

what was that

#109 AL-58

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 11:00 am

QUOTE(jude @ Mon 11th Jun 2007, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
back to thread.

then she said.

what was that


it sounded like

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#110 TonyDevil

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 11:44 am

a giant fart

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Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
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Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips

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#111 dbninja

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 04:18 pm

it made his
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#112 TonyDevil

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 04:21 pm

buttocks vibrate like

"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips

current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:


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Posted 11 June 2007 - 05:49 pm

A vibrating buttocks

#114 AL-58

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 09:56 pm

QUOTE(Emmett @ Tue 12th Jun 2007, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A vibrating buttocks


on a Mk2

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#115 Hartside Man

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 10:21 pm

QUOTE(AL-58 @ Mon 11th Jun 2007, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
on a Mk2


your teeth rattle

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Posted 12 June 2007 - 12:40 am

QUOTE(Hartside Man @ Tue 12th Jun 2007, 08:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
your teeth rattle



to the tune
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#117 wicklamulla

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Posted 12 June 2007 - 01:40 am

QUOTE(Sparra @ Tue 12th Jun 2007, 01:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
to the tune



of ten poons

spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.

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Posted 12 June 2007 - 10:00 am

QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 12th Jun 2007, 02:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
of ten poons

ten poons rocked!

#119 wicklamulla

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Posted 12 June 2007 - 12:31 pm

QUOTE(jude @ Tue 12th Jun 2007, 10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ten poons rocked!


but harpoons shocked

spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.

I loike tay and hang sangwiches !

www.kenhogantreeservices.co.uk

http://s33.photobuck...77/wickla/?sc=6



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#120 TonyDevil

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Posted 12 June 2007 - 12:48 pm

QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 12th Jun 2007, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
but harpoons shocked

and tampons sucked unsure.gif

"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips

current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:



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