Oh your worth a ten in my book
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The beech boys walk into a bar:
"Round?"
"Round...."
"Get a round?"
"I'll get a round..."
It's A Joke
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#141
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Posted 14 May 2022 - 08:03 am
Xxx
The beech boys walk into a bar:
"Round?"
"Round...."
"Get a round?"
"I'll get a round..."
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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Posted 15 May 2022 - 12:44 pm
My roommate says i have schizophrenia. The jokes on him, I don't have a roommate!
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#143
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Posted 16 May 2022 - 09:32 pm
I always keep my guitar in the car now.
It's good for traffic jams.
It's good for traffic jams.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
#144
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Posted 17 May 2022 - 07:36 am
"Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?"
"Sure but the dining room would probably be more comfortable"
"Sure but the dining room would probably be more comfortable"
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
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Posted 17 May 2022 - 08:06 am
- "Dad, I killed a butterfly"
- "You shouldn't do that, no butter for you for 2 weeks!"
- "Dad, I killed a honey bee!"
- "You shouldn't do that, no honey for you for 2 weeks!"
- "Dad, mum killed a cockroach, are you going to tell her or shall I?"
1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.
#146
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Posted 18 May 2022 - 08:23 pm
One of the ants in my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his mates.
He's an anti-depress ant!
He's an anti-depress ant!
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
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Posted 19 May 2022 - 05:52 pm
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said "you know how we like to finish each others sentences?".
He said "you know how we like to finish each others sentences?".
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
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Posted 23 May 2022 - 12:33 pm
How do you console an English teacher?
There, their, they're.
There, their, they're.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
#149
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Posted 23 May 2022 - 12:43 pm
I love a good grammar/language joke, they're the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
It's also to important to know the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.
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Posted 23 May 2022 - 03:11 pm
It's also to important to know the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Quite a horrific example indeed, funny though.
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Posted 23 May 2022 - 08:49 pm
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.
She still isn't talking to me.
😂 now that is funny!
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Posted 24 May 2022 - 07:46 am
I am reading a book on the history of lubricants. It's non friction.
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Posted 25 May 2022 - 11:48 am
I told my wife she needed to start embracing her mistakes.....
...so she hugged me!
...so she hugged me!
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
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If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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#154
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Posted 25 May 2022 - 01:19 pm
The man who fixes the Queens' boilers can also look after her dogs as he's Corgi registered
"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"
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Posted 28 May 2022 - 04:48 am
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone. And then Samsung
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
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Posted 30 May 2022 - 05:06 pm
I grew up in a rough area...
As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head...
It was tough in the Gateau.
As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head...
It was tough in the Gateau.
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
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Posted 30 May 2022 - 08:11 pm
I was thrown out of the church for claiming Jesus spoke with a lisp.
It was a real slap in the faith.
It was a real slap in the faith.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
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Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
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Posted 01 June 2022 - 03:58 pm
just read all of these, thank yew very much 
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engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.
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Posted 02 June 2022 - 05:06 am
I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
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Posted 02 June 2022 - 04:01 pm
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