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#1 sawman

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Posted 22 November 2017 - 08:00 pm

I was fishing the Tipton cut the other day.
After about 2 hours I suddenly said oh no me mates fell in,
Well there was such a commotion, people were saying we're is he and I can't see him.
I SAID NO NOT ME MATE, ME MATE OUT ME SANDWICH.
bostin.

#2 Rallyist

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Posted 23 November 2017 - 09:03 am

Only a YamYam could come out with ougt like that


For a challenging summer try the

Round Britain Rally.....  




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#3 sawman

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Posted 23 November 2017 - 11:33 am

Nice one Rallyist, I thought I was the only one who got it.

#4 Nog

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Posted 23 November 2017 - 11:51 am

Nice one Rallyist, I thought I was the only one who got it.

 

You probably need a note to read it with a black country accent - even us Brummies don't pronounce meat as mate ;)



#5 divvxj

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Posted 23 November 2017 - 04:36 pm

kipper tie , yes with milk and sugar, say it slowly and think to yourself WTF then say it in a brummie accent :good:



#6 daveRapide

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Posted 23 November 2017 - 06:13 pm

Glasgow lady goes into a cake shop and says "Is that a cream cake or a meringue?"
Shopkeeper replies "Naw, ye're right, missis, it's a cream cake."



#7 danceswithmopeds

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Posted 23 November 2017 - 10:45 pm

The "jokes" that christmas crackers reject




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