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#1 chrisbee

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 12:27 pm

My last ride.......

While riding my TDM, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my bike I guess."



#2 Favs

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 12:39 pm

Fnaarr :lol:


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#3 Studley Ramrod

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 12:50 pm

:lol:


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#4 dapleb

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 02:43 pm

Lolzio
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#5 dablik

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 04:29 pm

:rotflmmfao:


Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven  :sorry: 

 

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#6 SingleCylinder

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 05:27 pm

Nice  :rotflmmfao: :rotflmmfao:


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#7 Gdogg

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 06:41 pm

:rotflmmfao: Top notch !


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#8 Catteeclan

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 08:37 pm

:lol:  :clapping:


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#9 Bjørge

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Posted 20 February 2018 - 02:46 pm

#metoo :-)


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#10 Riggers

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 09:09 am

:banana:



#11 stu

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Posted 03 March 2018 - 04:51 pm

Arf 😀

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