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#1 Snowbird

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    Just won't go.

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Posted 29 January 2020 - 01:16 pm

Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere.....



A bride on her wedding night turns to her new husband and says

Im afraid I have a confession to make. A long time ago I used to be a hooker

The husband replies Dont worry I find that quite erotic, tell me more








She continues Well, my name was Nigel and I used to play for Wigan

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#2 Gdogg

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Posted 29 January 2020 - 04:43 pm

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<p> Now Sold 😔......850 MK2A 4TX6 in Silver, Stainless steel hand rolled slip on end can, stainless 2into1 headers, K&N air filter, Hagon progressive front springs, Gdogg modified rear shock, Else Made "Ridgeback" Gel Seat, Gdogg under seat fender extender, Powrspark leads, Carbon fiber effect vinyl wrap fairing decals & logos, Michelin Pilot Road2's, V-Strom hand guards, Givi monorack & box (colour matched side rails).

#3 Catteeclan

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Posted 29 January 2020 - 08:27 pm

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2002 TDM900 Yellow


#4 dablik

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 10:54 am

:lol: :lol:


Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven  :sorry: 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   :) Sorted and on the Road Mick  :P  :P it's the bike that Jack built  ;) Gone to Heaven  :wub: 

 



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