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#21 trevini

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 06:20 pm

45/1980.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 09:30 pm

I got 46/50, but what has the number of chest compressions got to do with riding a bike?? If I wanted to learn first aid I'd take a St Johns Ambulance course (well I did actually) but you get my point....

#23 ChrisH

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 10:14 pm

47 - 1976

#24 TonyDevil

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 11:54 pm

QUOTE(trevini @ Thu 1st Dec 2011, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
45/1980.

less than 1%? blink.gif thats gotta be a fail!
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Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
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to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips

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#25 trevini

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 06:25 am

rotflmmfao.gif we'll you've seen me ride!

2004 Galaxy Blue. Owned since 486 miles.Renthal 755 bars, Bagster tank cover, Oxford heated grips, DL650 hand guards, Double Bubble screen, Scorpion Rad guard, Gel pad insert, HLD undertray, Angry Badger tailtidy,  Michelin Road 5s, Givi E21s, E46 topbox, Ohlins shock and YSS cartridge emulators   Currently not fitted - PC3, Remus Revolutions.

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#26 trevini

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 06:25 am

rotflmmfao.gif we'll you've seen me ride!

2004 Galaxy Blue. Owned since 486 miles.Renthal 755 bars, Bagster tank cover, Oxford heated grips, DL650 hand guards, Double Bubble screen, Scorpion Rad guard, Gel pad insert, HLD undertray, Angry Badger tailtidy,  Michelin Road 5s, Givi E21s, E46 topbox, Ohlins shock and YSS cartridge emulators   Currently not fitted - PC3, Remus Revolutions.

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#27 Rallyist

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 08:48 am

QUOTE(TonyDevil @ Thu 1st Dec 2011, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
less than 1%? blink.gif thats gotta be a fail!
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Glad your not working out my savings interest as it is 2.272756% still a fail tho rotflmmfao.gif

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 09:54 am


50/50 dry.gif got my license 1967 hide.gif
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 04:34 pm

Passed first time in 1993. 50 out of 50




#30 TonyDevil

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 05:00 pm

QUOTE(Rallyist @ Fri 2nd Dec 2011, 08:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(TonyDevil @ Thu 1st Dec 2011, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(trevini @ Thu 1st Dec 2011, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
45/1980.
less than 1%? blink.gif thats gotta be a fail! tongue.gif
Glad your not working out my savings interest as it is 2.272756% still a fail tho rotflmmfao.gif
my excuse is that it was late and i was tired hidden.gif

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Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips

current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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#31 Moose

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 05:12 pm

48/50 Passed in 2007

Forgive me for being a div, but even being told this was wrong i still don't get it, are seriously saying that if anything, you should take your right hand off the bars leaving only rear brake and clutch to control the bike?



The other fail was how long to cool a burn so if ya out with me, dont play with fire cos ya gonna hurt rotflmmfao.gif

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 06:36 pm

QUOTE(maximuspetrolhead @ Fri 2nd Dec 2011, 04:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Passed first time in 1993. 50 out of 50


erm I'll be the pedant then: that's 50 completed, not 50 correct rolleyes.gif

I thought the same until I clicked END and saw I got 43/50 doubtfull.gif
47 on the 2nd test. Redeemed blush.gif

Edited by muddy, 02 December 2011 - 07:09 pm.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 08:10 pm

49/50 second time. I still don't know what a Puffin crossing is though.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 08:48 pm

I got 50/50 too

I got lucky on a puffin crossing
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 09:35 pm


Re: wot Moose says aboot this Q.



How would I let them know I'm stopping ? I'd stop..........and they would know. simples ! Why would I want to let them know I intend to stop ?
As a pedestrian, are we meant to start crossing before the vehicles have stopped ?

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 10:00 pm

QUOTE(danceswithmopeds @ Fri 2nd Dec 2011, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
49/50 second time. I still don't know what a Puffin crossing is though.

http://www.edu.dudle...fety/puffin.htm
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 10:38 pm

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I still don't know what a Puffin crossing is though.


Knew it were either where one of them weird squashy headed burds crosses da road or someone who has run roight fast to the loights afore they go red and just made it.
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Posted 03 December 2011 - 02:58 pm

QUOTE(Moose @ Fri 2nd Dec 2011, 05:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
48/50 Passed in 2007

Forgive me for being a div, but even being told this was wrong i still don't get it, are seriously saying that if anything, you should take your right hand off the bars leaving only rear brake and clutch to control the bike?




That is one that I got wrong, Moose.

there is a few issues with that, as you say lack of control and Taking your hand off the main brake, thats Bollocks.

Anyone who got 50/50. What hand jesture would you give and for how long ?

Unless you have all ready stopped, then a gentlemanly wave is acceptable.

Other wise you will hit the fookers, or skid through locking the back brake.

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Posted 03 December 2011 - 08:33 pm

I'm sure I was once told to never signal to someone waiting to cross, it's their choice to cross when they think it's safe?

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:10 am

QUOTE(Matlock @ Sat 3rd Dec 2011, 08:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm sure I was once told to never signal to someone waiting to cross, it's their choice to cross when they think it's safe?

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