25 replies to this topic

[ChrisG]

I hate them , I hate people who drive cars & I especially hate people who do both & flick the damn things out of the window
one nicely bounced off the roadf onto the bike then on to me & if I can find a bloody policeman ( fat chance round here ) I'm going to report the bitch

An ex girlfriend once threw one out of the window and it blew back in through the rear window and burned the rear seat

[tdm850rider]

I hate them , I hate people who drive cars & I especially hate people who do both & flick the damn things out of the window
one nicely bounced off the roadf onto the bike then on to me & if I can find a bloody policeman ( fat chance round here ) I'm going to report the bitch

I was really glad to find out you meant cigarettes....

[ChrisG]

I was really glad to find out you meant cigarettes....

Two countries seperated by a common language

[David H]

Ahhhhhh I now see how that could have been misunderstood don't want to offend our 900 riding friends

[Pict]

I was really glad to find out you meant cigarettes....

As in "Only the KKK knows how to light up a fag in style"?

Ahhhhhh I now see how that could have been misunderstood don't want to offend our 900 riding friends

Not at all: I'd propose to set up an exclusive branch of Carpe, as the "Packet of Fags"

[dapleb]

Someone threw out a mucky-D's cup infront of me once in Swindonia in a slow moving traffic jam (the lille mini roundabout by tesco's and the big building supplies shop)........I picked it up and shoved it back through their window.....I think they would have liked to hit me.

I also had a (half full) litre bottle of coke (with lid off) thrown in my face whilst motorboiking past a bunch of yooofes.....near George Whites....in Swindonia . There were five of the little bassads...they all scarpered...by the time I'd turned around they had gone down side streets......thinking of the lack of brain power of chavs....I sat out of view and looked down the main street....they reappeared......I went on foot....grabbed the charming lad who threw the bottle, in a head lock, and marched him towards the newsagents (for a 2litre bottle of coke shampoo for him )....before I got there a copper drove along....thought I might get in trouble....but he just looked at yooofes face under my pit and said "ahhh I've been looking for you".....at which point he was deposited in the back of the car.

Boop

[dandywarhol]

I was coming home one night many yonks ago after a few beverages and as I crossed the road to my flat a NED chucked a half finished kebab onto the street from his car window. I picked up the dripping remains and chucked it back into his car and him. A lot of expletives I hadn't heard before were hurled at me and he was ready for a square go - fortunately (for me!) a plod car drove by and NED suddenly quietened down, giving me time to escape to my hoose

[Pict]

Someone threw out a mucky-D's cup infront of me once in Swindonia in a slow moving traffic jam (the lille mini roundabout by tesco's and the big building supplies shop)........I picked it up and shoved it back through their window.....I think they would have liked to hit me.

I also had a (half full) litre bottle of coke (with lid off) thrown in my face whilst motorboiking past a bunch of yooofes.....near George Whites....in Swindonia . There were five of the little bassads...they all scarpered...by the time I'd turned around they had gone down side streets......thinking of the lack of brain power of chavs....I sat out of view and looked down the main street....they reappeared......I went on foot....grabbed the charming lad who threw the bottle, in a head lock, and marched him towards the newsagents (for a 2litre bottle of coke shampoo for him )....before I got there a copper drove along....thought I might get in trouble....but he just looked at yooofes face under my pit and said "ahhh I've been looking for you".....at which point he was deposited in the back of the car.

Boop

[tdm850rider]

....before I got there a copper drove along....thought I might get in trouble....but he just looked at yooofes face under my pit and said "ahhh I've been looking for you".....at which point he was deposited in the back of the car.

Boop

So the is a god!

[v8guy]

Many years ago I was strolling down my road on the way to catch my train to work, and as I was halfway across the road, a BMW comes flying round the corner at a speed seriously inappropriate for the available vision, nearly running me over. As I was just coming to the end of my cigarette, I angrily flicked the butt at the car as it passed and carried on about my way... but no, the car slams on the brakes and reverses round the blind bend and onto the main road at a speed that immediately identified the driver as someone with very little to lose. I begin to panic as a rather burly chap jumps out of the car and begins to chase me down the street. As he pins me against the wall he explains that the fag end had passed through his open window and landed squarly on his lap.. some humble apologies manage to convince him not to beat the shit out of me.

[tdm850rider]

Two countries seperated by a common language

Now after reading Wick and Emmetts posts shouldn't that be

'The UK, one country seperated by a common language'?

[ChrisG]

Now after reading Wick and Emmetts posts shouldn't that be

'The UK, one country seperated by a common language'?

Nah, the UK is 4 countries, 3 of which are united by a hatred of the English

[wicklamulla]

Nah, the UK is 4 countries, 3 of which are united by a hatred of the English

im staying oot of this !!!

[stu]

Nah, the UK is 4 countries, 3 of which are united by a hatred of the English

Three countries and a province

[MarkyMark]

4 countries,

But officially one is refered to as a principality

Does anybody believe AE would throw back a free meal - well half a free meal.

[Difflock]

Nah, the UK is 4 countries, 3 of which are united by a hatred of the English

Which is why, as an Englishman I always put English for my nationality, not British. Also, why can't it say English instead of British on my passport? After all, I'm not Welsh, Scottish or Irish (Northern).

Diff.

[dandywarhol]

Awww...............we Brits all luv ya Diffy

[wicklamulla]

Awww...............we Brits all luv ya Diffy

do ye ?


i do agree withy Diffy though on the Passport thing