A man went into a pub and said to the barman, 'My mate's just bought twenty new cars today!'
The barman said 'Sounds to me like he's caught carowner virus'.
Boom boom!
Posted 09 March 2020 - 01:59 pm
A man went into a pub and said to the barman, 'My mate's just bought twenty new cars today!'
The barman said 'Sounds to me like he's caught carowner virus'.
Boom boom!
Posted 09 March 2020 - 07:21 pm
Posted 09 March 2020 - 09:57 pm
just went into costa and the barista was wearing a face mask
I asked; why are you wearing a surgical mask?
She said; I'm not, its a coughy filter
"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"
Mods; Oil pressure switch, neoprene rear inner mudguard, scottoiler, highway pegs, fenda extenda, 1999 carbs and airbox, Kais suspension setup, later clutch springs, LED lamps, Metmachex swingarm, Hagon Shock, Oxford heated grips, 4 way fused accessory Bus, 17" 3CV front wheel, Michellin R6 tyres, GPS speedo, 5' ignition advance.
Posted 10 March 2020 - 06:19 pm
arrgggh
Single-handedly reviving the Wave.
2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS
Posted 11 March 2020 - 08:04 pm
Are you sure that bloke buying all the cars hasn't got Corolla virus?
TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
Posted 13 March 2020 - 09:55 am
Are you sure that bloke buying all the cars hasn't got Corolla virus?
Infected by Corolla virus you only buy one car - don't ever need more. Trust me, I'm on my 2.nd
Posted 14 March 2020 - 04:35 pm
The Germans are getting worried about Coronavirus, they've started putting their towles on hospital beds...
Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.
Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead Gone to Heaven
1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space Sorted and on the Road Mick it's the bike that Jack built Gone to Heaven
Posted 14 March 2020 - 08:08 pm
Awesome
Posted 17 March 2020 - 06:13 pm
It seems the bogroll stockpiling thing is because as one person coughs ten others sh1t themselves.
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
Posted 22 March 2020 - 01:15 pm
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
Posted 22 March 2020 - 03:44 pm
Now we're mostly confined - it's no good hiding behind the sofa pretending to be out when the JW's knock on the door.
Single-handedly reviving the Wave.
2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS
Posted 22 March 2020 - 07:16 pm
Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.
Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead Gone to Heaven
1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space Sorted and on the Road Mick it's the bike that Jack built Gone to Heaven
Posted 22 March 2020 - 09:16 pm
I spent a lovely afternoon at the local wood green animal shelter viewing the cats, well there's no sodding meat in the supermarkets......
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
Posted 23 March 2020 - 10:31 am
Mk2a 2000 in Silver. Top end Refurb @ 41100 miles, Scottoiler, Renthal Road High Bars, Up & Back Bar Risers, Bellypan, DL650 Handguards, Capt. Picard Bar Ends, House of Henty SS Wheel spacers, New Seat Cover Fitted. 58 MPG !! Now owned by chrisbee ! Studley's mk2a Bloggerydoodaah ! Photos of my first MK1 Photos of my MK2a TPLQHCSRSFC No. 1 Fan
Posted 23 March 2020 - 01:10 pm
Posted 13 April 2020 - 12:02 pm
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Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
Posted 25 April 2020 - 06:31 am
Don't open texts or emails titled "ding dong". The JW's are working from home.!!
Brilliant
Posted 13 May 2020 - 06:32 pm
Recorded 2 weeks before lockdown.....
900 with better bits. Owes me nothing, Makes me smile
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