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#1 Riggers

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Posted 09 March 2020 - 01:59 pm

A man went into a pub and said to the barman, 'My mate's just bought twenty new cars today!'

 

The barman said 'Sounds to me like he's caught carowner virus'.

 

Boom boom!



#2 Bjørge

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Posted 09 March 2020 - 07:21 pm

Hihi!
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#3 drewpy

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Posted 09 March 2020 - 09:57 pm

just went into costa and the barista was wearing a face mask

 

I asked; why are you wearing a surgical mask?

 

She said; I'm not, its a coughy filter


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#4 Favs

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Posted 10 March 2020 - 06:19 pm

arrgggh


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#5 harvey krumpet

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Posted 11 March 2020 - 08:04 pm

Are you sure that bloke buying all the cars hasn't got Corolla virus?


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#6 Bjørge

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Posted 13 March 2020 - 09:55 am

Are you sure that bloke buying all the cars hasn't got Corolla virus?

 

Infected by Corolla virus you only buy one car - don't ever need more. Trust me, I'm on my 2.nd  :lol:


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#7 dablik

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 04:35 pm

The Germans are getting worried about  Coronavirus, they've started putting their towles on hospital beds...


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#8 Gdogg

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 08:08 pm

Awesome  :rotflmmfao:  :good:


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#9 Snowbird

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 06:13 pm

It seems the bogroll stockpiling thing is because as one person coughs ten others sh1t themselves.


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#10 Snowbird

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 01:15 pm

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#11 Favs

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 03:44 pm

Now we're mostly confined - it's no good hiding behind the sofa pretending to be out when the JW's knock on the door.


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#12 dablik

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 07:16 pm

:rotflmmfao:


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#13 Snowbird

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 09:16 pm

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I spent a lovely afternoon at the local wood green animal shelter viewing the cats, well there's no sodding meat in the supermarkets......


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#14 Studley Ramrod

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Posted 23 March 2020 - 10:31 am

:lol:


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#15 PICARD

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Posted 23 March 2020 - 01:10 pm

Don't open texts or emails titled "ding dong". The JW's are working from home.!!
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!

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#16 Snowbird

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Posted 13 April 2020 - 12:02 pm

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#17 Snowbird

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Posted 20 April 2020 - 08:55 pm

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#18 Gdogg

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Posted 25 April 2020 - 06:31 am

Don't open texts or emails titled "ding dong". The JW's are working from home.!!

 

Brilliant  :rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao:


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#19 fixitsan

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Posted 13 May 2020 - 06:32 pm

Recorded 2 weeks before lockdown.....

 


900 with better bits. Owes me nothing, Makes me smile


#20 MarshallStone

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Posted 15 September 2020 - 07:13 pm

Do the death stare with this mask.  :rotflmmfao:




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