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#1 celticbiker

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Posted 27 July 2013 - 11:20 pm

You see a helmet for
£97.

 

You don't have the cash
so you borrow £50 off your brother and £50 off your wife.

 

£50 +£50=£100

 

You buy the helmet, and
have £3 change.

 

You give your wife £1
and your brother £1 and keep the other £1 for yourself.

 

Now you owe your wife
£49 and your brother £49.

 

£49 +£49=£98+your
£1=£99

 

Where is the missing £1


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 01:20 am

Divorce the wife and 1 quid is the least if your worries...



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Posted 28 July 2013 - 09:16 am

you spent it on a £1 cake on the way home.

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#4 celticbiker

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 09:29 am

Shhhhh





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Posted 28 July 2013 - 09:29 am

Where can you get decent cake for £1?


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 08:05 pm

SHMBO (business manager) has just explained this and made perfect sense of it. (It's in the wording not the maths). I'm tempted to include her phone number so you can all ring her and ask her to explain while I go in search of quid's worth of cake !! Smartarse!
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#7 dablik

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 08:42 pm

SHMBO (business manager) has just explained this and made perfect sense of it. (It's in the wording not the maths). I'm tempted to include her phone number so you can all ring her and ask her to explain while I go in search of quid's worth of cake !! Smartarse!


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#8 ChrisG

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 10:18 pm

You're offering to give us the number of a lady with a smart arse?


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 11:40 pm

You're offering to give us the number of a lady with a smart arse?

 

900 owners need not apply? 

 

 

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:16 am

900 owners need not apply? 

 

 

:hide:

 

But, thats just what we like...smart arse  :)


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Posted 30 July 2013 - 04:36 pm

It is in your pocket.


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Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:34 pm

Who says £1 is "missing"?

 

Do it again but with £99 / 2 x £50 / refund nil / 2 x £50 + £1 = £101/ £1 "gained" / ???? - inconsistent - or a money-making scheme the bankers would surely have exploited!

 

Consider what you own and what you owe and check they balance.

 

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Posted 31 July 2013 - 06:19 pm

It has to be in the wording because if you borrowed 50 from your wife and 50 from your brother and gave 3 back to your wife (a smart move) you would owe 47+50= 97, the cost of the helmet.


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