dream Pillion
#41
Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:38 am
If I'd realised this was THAT sort of thread it would obviously have been Sandy Toksvig.
Boop
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#42
Posted 18 May 2006 - 10:29 am
Ummmm....you are aware, that she's not interested in.....ummmmmm....blokes?
#43
Posted 18 May 2006 - 10:39 am
Boop
dapleb
Maybe he's just very confident?
Always tell the truth, it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
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#44
Posted 18 May 2006 - 11:30 am
#45
Posted 18 May 2006 - 01:52 pm
I was not aware of that....another dream shattered.
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#46
Posted 18 May 2006 - 02:18 pm
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me
#47
Posted 18 May 2006 - 05:36 pm
#48
Posted 18 May 2006 - 05:39 pm
I've had her, she's rubbish. She says I go too fast and don't take precautions.
#49
Posted 18 May 2006 - 06:06 pm
Hey, it wasn't me who said I'd want her a pillion, I'm off the same opinion as you, I rather lick the sweat from a baboon's nut-sack... sorry, getting a bit defensive.
BEEP... 'Defensive mode now switched off'.
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I'd get Heather Mills on the pillion, I would also get my mate to drive. My mate is a mad b*st*d that lost his right leg in a mining accident in South Africa. See if she thinks it's funny getting taken for a ride by a one legged gold digger !!!!!
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Which leg did she loose? Hopefully the left so she could do the brake while your mate changed gear.
Edited by ChrisG, 18 May 2006 - 06:09 pm.
1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.
#50
Posted 18 May 2006 - 06:29 pm
And if she ain't available....................Jessica Rabbit. She may be a cartoon, but phwoar, ain't she drawn well?
#51
Posted 18 May 2006 - 07:04 pm
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I'd get Heather Mills on the pillion, I would also get my mate to drive. My mate is a mad b*st*d that lost his right leg in a mining accident in South Africa. See if she thinks it's funny getting taken for a ride by a one legged gold digger !!!!!
Which leg did she loose? Hopefully the left so she could do the brake while your mate changed gear.
Did y'know that last xmas Sir Paul bought her a plane....................................and a ladyshave for the good leg................
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#52
Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:21 pm
I got that... I wish I hadn't but I did.
Always tell the truth, it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
£
Stebel Nautilus air-horn, Corbin seat, MRA Touring screen, single Delkevic silencer.
"I see by your outfit that you are a spaceman"(MkI (3VD) TDM Review)
Hints for using Carpe-TDM. (photo's, links, etc).
#53
Posted 19 May 2006 - 08:38 am
Svens Missus (thats the England football coaches missus ) those nice hairy italiano armpits yum
spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.
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#54
Posted 19 May 2006 - 08:51 pm
#55
Posted 20 May 2006 - 07:45 pm
Or am I still living in the past.......
#56
Posted 20 May 2006 - 08:14 pm
Now if we are going for cartoons, then I would love Kim Possible, I know she's just a youngun, but she's hottttttt
Kylie of course would get my vote, or Carol Smilie, Selma Hayak, Linda Fiorentino, Jenna Elfman (she was in EdTV, Dharma and Greg), blimey charlie, there are just too many to chose from......
#57
Posted 21 May 2006 - 10:39 am
Or am I still living in the past.......
Joanna Lumley ....... worth it and likes a good bucket. I hear!
Edited by deeplydippy, 21 May 2006 - 10:39 am.
- Some brilliant bastard
#58
Posted 21 May 2006 - 07:44 pm
D/D im goin to frame the above quote from ya and hang it on me living room wall !!
ps i'd like that Floella Benjamin on me pillion....
spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.
I loike tay and hang sangwiches !
www.kenhogantreeservices.co.uk
http://s33.photobuck...77/wickla/?sc=6
http://reg.imageshack.us/v_images.php
#59
Posted 22 May 2006 - 08:06 am
Or am I still living in the past.......
yep i could go for Felicity Kendall aswell (not sure about Pam Ferris though/ Rosemary and Thyme)
how bout Carol Vorderman
#60
Posted 22 May 2006 - 02:27 pm
how bout Carol Vorderman
mmmm Carol Vorderman mmmmm
or how about Honor Blackman, i still would.....
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me
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