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#41 dapleb

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:38 am

Sorry I didnt realise this thread had some seedy sexual underbelly. I simply answered the question: "Dream Pillion, who would you like on the back"...answer Judge Judy......for any legal matters that might arise.

If I'd realised this was THAT sort of thread it would obviously have been Sandy Toksvig.

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 10:29 am

QUOTE(dapleb @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I'd realised this was THAT sort of thread it would obviously have been Sandy Toksvig.



Ummmm....you are aware, that she's not interested in.....ummmmmm....blokes?
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 10:39 am

QUOTE(dapleb @ Thu 18th May 2006, 04:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I'd realised this was THAT sort of thread it would obviously have been Sandy Toksvig.

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QUOTE(Cavey @ Thu 18th May 2006, 05:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ummmm....you are aware, that she's not interested in.....ummmmmm....blokes?


Maybe he's just very confident? rolleyes.gif
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 11:30 am

perhaps Sandy Tosvig on the back of BIG BIRDS Dyke.... eeeerrrrr i mean..errrrrr.....bike sad.gif

#45 dapleb

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 01:52 pm

QUOTE(Cavey @ Thu 18th May 2006, 11:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ummmm....you are aware, that she's not interested in.....ummmmmm....blokes?


I was not aware of that....another dream shattered. sad.gif
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#46 TonyDevil

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 02:18 pm

....and another created wink.gif

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 05:36 pm

I'd get Heather Mills on the pillion, I would also get my mate to drive. My mate is a mad b*st*d that lost his right leg in a mining accident in South Africa. See if she thinks it's funny getting taken for a ride by a one legged gold digger !!!!!

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 05:39 pm

QUOTE(dapleb @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
it would obviously have been Sandy Toksvig.

I've had her, she's rubbish. She says I go too fast and don't take precautions.

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 06:06 pm

[quote name='viper_biker' post='5434' date='Thu 18th May 2006, 12:34 AM']
Hey, it wasn't me who said I'd want her a pillion, I'm off the same opinion as you, I rather lick the sweat from a baboon's nut-sack... sorry, getting a bit defensive.

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Ooops, blame nosaj, he confused me by blaming you biggrin.gif


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QUOTE(Billy B @ Thu 18th May 2006, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'd get Heather Mills on the pillion, I would also get my mate to drive. My mate is a mad b*st*d that lost his right leg in a mining accident in South Africa. See if she thinks it's funny getting taken for a ride by a one legged gold digger !!!!!
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Which leg did she loose? Hopefully the left so she could do the brake while your mate changed gear.

Edited by ChrisG, 18 May 2006 - 06:09 pm.

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 06:29 pm

Sandra Bullock............................and we know she goes for bikers cos she married that cusomiser (customizer?) dude, Jesse James.

And if she ain't available....................Jessica Rabbit. She may be a cartoon, but phwoar, ain't she drawn well? jester2.gif
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 07:04 pm

QUOTE(ChrisG @ Thu 18th May 2006, 06:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ooops, blame nosaj, he confused me by blaming you biggrin.gif
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I'd get Heather Mills on the pillion, I would also get my mate to drive. My mate is a mad b*st*d that lost his right leg in a mining accident in South Africa. See if she thinks it's funny getting taken for a ride by a one legged gold digger !!!!!
Which leg did she loose? Hopefully the left so she could do the brake while your mate changed gear.



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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:21 pm

QUOTE(dandywarhol @ Thu 18th May 2006, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did y'know that last xmas Sir Paul bought her a plane....................................and a ladyshave for the good leg................ laugh.gif


I got that... I wish I hadn't but I did. tongue.gif
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#53 wicklamulla

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 08:38 am

QUOTE(Nosaj @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
noooooo way, she looks like Nancy Reagan, ive changed my mind, Nancy de lollipopillo

Svens Missus (thats the England football coaches missus ) those nice hairy italiano armpits yum



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Posted 19 May 2006 - 08:51 pm

QUOTE(dandywarhol @ Thu 18th May 2006, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did y'know that last xmas Sir Paul bought her a plane....................................and a ladyshave for the good leg................ laugh.gif


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Posted 20 May 2006 - 07:45 pm

I can't believe no-one has mentioned Felicity Kendal yet.











Or am I still living in the past.......

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 08:14 pm

QUOTE(RevvinKevin @ Thu 18th May 2006, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And if she ain't available....................Jessica Rabbit. She may be a cartoon, but phwoar, ain't she drawn well? jester2.gif


Now if we are going for cartoons, then I would love Kim Possible, I know she's just a youngun, but she's hottttttt smile.gif

Kylie of course would get my vote, or Carol Smilie, Selma Hayak, Linda Fiorentino, Jenna Elfman (she was in EdTV, Dharma and Greg), blimey charlie, there are just too many to chose from......

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 10:39 am

QUOTE(sumsmeister @ Sat 20th May 2006, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't believe no-one has mentioned Felicity Kendal yet.
Or am I still living in the past.......



Joanna Lumley ....... worth it and likes a good bucket. I hear!

Edited by deeplydippy, 21 May 2006 - 10:39 am.

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#58 wicklamulla

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 07:44 pm

QUOTE(deeplydippy @ Sun 21st May 2006, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Joanna Lumley ....... worth it and likes a good bucket. I hear!


D/D im goin to frame the above quote from ya and hang it on me living room wall !!

ps i'd like that Floella Benjamin on me pillion....

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#59 Nosaj

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 08:06 am

QUOTE(sumsmeister @ Sat 20th May 2006, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't believe no-one has mentioned Felicity Kendal yet.
Or am I still living in the past.......



yep i could go for Felicity Kendall aswell (not sure about Pam Ferris though/ Rosemary and Thyme)

how bout Carol Vorderman smile.gif

#60 TonyDevil

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 02:27 pm

QUOTE(Nosaj @ Mon 22nd May 2006, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yep i could go for Felicity Kendall aswell (not sure about Pam Ferris though/ Rosemary and Thyme)

how bout Carol Vorderman smile.gif

mmmm Carol Vorderman mmmmm

or how about Honor Blackman, i still would.....

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to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips

current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
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