Two men were talking in a pub. One said 'I lost my wife two weeks ago'.
'Oh no' said the other 'what happened?.
'Well we were cooking a meal together and she said she was just slipping out to buy some carrots, and I never saw her again', said the first man.
'How awful', said the other man, 'so what on earth did you do?'
The first man said, 'I opened a tin of peas instead'.
Bo boom!