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#1 Robodene

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Posted 19 October 2020 - 10:45 am

Venison for dinner again?  Oh, deer!

How does Moses make tea?  Hebrews it.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro is a big rip off!

Dont worry about old age; it doesnt last.

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Posted 19 October 2020 - 12:05 pm

Just read a book about how they assembled the Titanic....it was riveting.
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!

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Posted 20 October 2020 - 01:59 am

These are so clever , cheers chaps

Edited by Gdogg, 20 October 2020 - 02:00 am.

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