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#1 dapleb

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Posted 04 March 2022 - 07:21 pm

My favourite teacher at skoo was Mrs Turtle

Funny name but she tortoise well.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"

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Posted 05 March 2022 - 08:22 am

:lol:


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#3 dapleb

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Posted 05 March 2022 - 08:37 am

What did the drummer call his two daughters?

Anna One, Anna two.
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Posted 05 March 2022 - 08:49 am

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Posted 05 March 2022 - 11:42 am

:lol:


Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven  :sorry: 

 

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Posted 06 March 2022 - 07:50 am

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

He said "sure, knock yourself out".
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"

If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117

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Posted 07 March 2022 - 07:09 am

I went to the local video store and asked to borrow Batman Forever,

They said "no you'll have to bring it back tomorrow".
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"

If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117

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Posted 07 March 2022 - 09:50 am

I have a fear of speed humps - but I'm getting over it


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Posted 07 March 2022 - 10:34 am

I joined the local rotary club but had to leave.
It made me too dizzy.

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Posted 07 March 2022 - 12:19 pm

I was wondering why the frizbee was getting bigger, then it struck me.....


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Posted 07 March 2022 - 03:13 pm

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle", he moped.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"

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Posted 07 March 2022 - 06:25 pm

My aunt Marge has been ill for ages.  I can't believe she's not better.


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Posted 07 March 2022 - 06:42 pm

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but their flag is a big plus.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"

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Posted 07 March 2022 - 08:53 pm

My penis was in the Guinness book of records.

I was banned from the library.
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!

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Posted 08 March 2022 - 01:12 am

I'm going to take my rubbish to the tip...
just putting it out there

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Posted 08 March 2022 - 08:08 am

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?

 

I do.


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Posted 09 March 2022 - 11:08 am

:lol: All good, keep 'em coming.


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Posted 09 March 2022 - 11:58 am

My parents made a lot of sacrifices to put me through university.  They're druids.


1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now :(
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.

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Posted 09 March 2022 - 12:49 pm

bloke came into my shop and said, “Why is your exit sign flickering on and off?”

I said, “It’s on the way out.

For a challenging summer try the

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Posted 09 March 2022 - 02:28 pm

I lost lots of weight just wearing bread on my head.

It's a new loaf hat diet I'm trying.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"

If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117

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