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#21 dablik

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Posted 09 March 2022 - 05:22 pm

:lol: top marks  :good:


Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven  :sorry: 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   :) Sorted and on the Road Mick  :P  :P it's the bike that Jack built  ;) Gone to Heaven  :wub: 

 


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Posted 09 March 2022 - 10:21 pm

I got 7 C's in my school exams so aye became a pirate

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Posted 10 March 2022 - 06:21 pm

When I moved into my igloo my friends threw me a house warming party.

Now I'm homeless!
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Posted 10 March 2022 - 10:02 pm

I contacted the spiritual leader of Tibet.  He sent me a big sheep with a long neck.  Turned out I'd called dial-a-lama.


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Posted 12 March 2022 - 10:41 am

My star sign is Pyrex. I was a test-tube baby.


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#26 dapleb

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Posted 12 March 2022 - 12:57 pm

What do you call a bedpan in Russia?

A Poo-tin.
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Posted 13 March 2022 - 10:28 am

:lol:


Mk2a 2000 in Silver. Top end Refurb @ 41100 miles, Scottoiler, Renthal Road High Bars, Up & Back Bar Risers, Bellypan, DL650 Handguards, Capt. Picard Bar Ends, House of Henty SS Wheel spacers, New Seat Cover Fitted. 58 MPG !!  Now owned by chrisbee !   Studley's mk2a Bloggerydoodaah !  Photos of my first MK1  Photos of my MK2a  TPLQHCSRSFC No. 1 Fan


#28 dablik

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Posted 13 March 2022 - 10:33 am

Class  :rotflmmfao:


Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven  :sorry: 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   :) Sorted and on the Road Mick  :P  :P it's the bike that Jack built  ;) Gone to Heaven  :wub: 

 


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Posted 13 March 2022 - 07:05 pm

I tripped in France.

Eiffel over.
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Posted 15 March 2022 - 03:44 pm

An elderly couple is in church.

The wife says to the husband "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?".

The husband says "change the battery in your hearing aid".
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Posted 15 March 2022 - 04:36 pm

:lol:


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Posted 17 March 2022 - 04:25 pm

Thinking of having me ashes stored in a glass urn....

Remains to be seen.
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Posted 17 March 2022 - 04:26 pm

:huh:


Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven  :sorry: 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   :) Sorted and on the Road Mick  :P  :P it's the bike that Jack built  ;) Gone to Heaven  :wub: 

 


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Posted 17 March 2022 - 06:16 pm

:lol:


Mk2a 2000 in Silver. Top end Refurb @ 41100 miles, Scottoiler, Renthal Road High Bars, Up & Back Bar Risers, Bellypan, DL650 Handguards, Capt. Picard Bar Ends, House of Henty SS Wheel spacers, New Seat Cover Fitted. 58 MPG !!  Now owned by chrisbee !   Studley's mk2a Bloggerydoodaah !  Photos of my first MK1  Photos of my MK2a  TPLQHCSRSFC No. 1 Fan


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Posted 18 March 2022 - 04:42 pm

My wife tells me I have 2 major faults.

I don't listen...and ... something else..
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Posted 18 March 2022 - 06:36 pm

:lol:

Jokes threads work better this way I recon.


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Posted 19 March 2022 - 02:00 pm

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Single-handedly reviving the Wave.

 

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Posted 19 March 2022 - 09:56 pm

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.
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Posted 19 March 2022 - 11:41 pm

:lol:  okay now i'm convinced you either have a book of jokes in the loo or you've saved all the xmas cracker jokes  :)


Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven  :sorry: 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   :) Sorted and on the Road Mick  :P  :P it's the bike that Jack built  ;) Gone to Heaven  :wub: 

 


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Posted 20 March 2022 - 01:48 pm

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.

She made an appointment for me on Tuesday!



Me mate Trampboy keeps sending em dunno where he's gettin em from
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