Not Pc, But They're Still Funny
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, Aug 08 2012 06:04 am
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Posted 08 August 2012 - 06:04 am
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.?
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Posted 08 August 2012 - 08:30 pm
tee hee
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 05:31 am
They still appeal to my juvenile sense of humour Ali 
Now on 9er number 2 .....
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:47 pm
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 11:29 am
I'm not normally a huge fan of Frankie Boyle these days, but......
The BBC made Jimmy Saville wear all that jewellery so kids would hear him coming , the same way you'd put a bell on a cat
The BBC made Jimmy Saville wear all that jewellery so kids would hear him coming , the same way you'd put a bell on a cat
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 11:39 am
I'm not normally a huge fan of Frankie Boyle these days, but......
The BBC made Jimmy Saville wear all that jewellery so kids would hear him coming , the same way you'd put a bell on a cat
PMSL!!
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