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#1 Quartermaster

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Posted 01 June 2016 - 08:59 am

Spookily, whilst perusing the BBC News website yesterday I got this screen which somehow sums up the new programme.

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Posted 01 June 2016 - 10:39 am

:lol:

 

It's that Chris Evans chappy, he's total toilet. :tdown:

 

Might improve once he's calmed down and given a voice over, but I fear it'll be dubbed the chris evans motor show. The filming is still top notch though. :good:  


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Posted 01 June 2016 - 01:08 pm

:lol:

 

It's that Chris Evans chappy, he's total toilet. :tdown:

 

Might improve once he's calmed down and given a voice over, but I fear it'll be dubbed the chris evans motor show. The filming is still top notch though. :good:  

 

My Sentiments too. The essence of the old one was three mates messing around having a laugh, even if it did get a bit prescriptive in the later series.. I don't see Chris Evans and Matt Leplonk being that matey.


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Posted 01 June 2016 - 04:11 pm

I watched through the rocket/gun equipped Yank tank debarcle and up to about half way through the Reliant Rialto farse and had to turn it off, shame as been a fan for last 20 years but not in this format !! Not being funny but that Sabine is prolly a very good racer and easy on the eye so to speak but you can't tell me there's not a single home grown racer (male or female) that can string a sentance together and be quick behind the wheel and the same goes for that Matt LeBlanc, OK he had a decent time as "a star in a reasonably priced car" but surely we must have a presenter with a UK passport capable of standing in front of a camera and telling us how good the latest Aston/Jag/AMG is for crysake !!

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Posted 01 June 2016 - 04:24 pm

Someone sent me this, means nothing to me as I never watched it  :P

 

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Posted 01 June 2016 - 05:20 pm

The whole appeal with Jeremy and the lads was the mate banter and underlying two fingers up to the PC brigade. I bet the pink mafia were just waiting to find a way to oust them. The only surprise is that they didn't go full diversity and bring in 'Kellie' Maloney.

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Posted 01 June 2016 - 05:59 pm

The whole appeal with Jeremy and the lads was the mate banter and underlying two fingers up to the PC brigade. I bet the pink mafia were just waiting to find a way to oust them. The only surprise is that they didn't go full diversity and bring in 'Kellie' Maloney.

Co - presenters could be Eddie Izzard and Cait Kardashian :rotflmmfao:


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Posted 01 June 2016 - 06:30 pm

Just a thought but could the "International" cast have anything to do with the BBC's desire/need to sell the series Worldwide.


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Posted 04 July 2016 - 06:59 pm

Chris Evans resigns from Top Gear. :tup:


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Posted 04 July 2016 - 09:23 pm

More hubris from the BBC. There is no Top Gear without Clarkson. This was always gonna end badly.

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Posted 05 July 2016 - 08:06 am

This was obvious keeping a programs old format and just replacing the front men will never work they needed to put a totally different stamp on it anyway Evans is a dick-head.


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Posted 05 July 2016 - 11:52 am

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Posted 05 July 2016 - 06:25 pm

Me an all dappers, Clarkson got so far up his own jacksy it became a switch over, not watched it since.


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Posted 05 July 2016 - 07:23 pm

Me an all dappers, Clarkson got so far up his own jacksy it became a switch over, not watched it since.

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Posted 05 July 2016 - 09:03 pm

Cameron, Boris, Farage & now Chris Evans all quit their jobs in the same week..
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Posted 06 July 2016 - 07:23 am

Problem for me was, even though I'm not a Chris Evans fan, he wasn't being Chris Evans but instead  tried to be Clarkson. If he'd been himself I think it would've worked better..... or wouldn't have been as cringey

 

Matlock Blanco was okay in parts, but way too dramatic

 

 

Keith Richards and Mick Jagger would've been a better bet, although a bit more expensive to hire.......The show could've started  with Keith Richards hanging out of the door of a  Vauxhall Viva, parked up in a tree, saying " They don't make them like the used to"......cue theme tune....


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Posted 06 July 2016 - 10:41 am

Keith Richards and Mick Jagger would've been a better bet, although a bit more expensive to hire.......The show could've started  with Keith Richards hanging out of the door of a  Vauxhall Viva, parked up in a tree, saying " They don't make them like the used to"......cue theme tune....

Now that might be worth paying a license fee for😊

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