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Posted 02 November 2006 - 11:46 pm

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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man,
so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee,
to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE.
I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.

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