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#1 Riggers

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 05:29 pm

Mick and Dave fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Added together, all they had was a staggering 50 pence. Mick said, "Hang on I've got an idea" went into the next butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Dave said, "Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money at all!"
Mick replied, "Don't worry, just follow me" and went into the next pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniels.
Dave said, "Now you really have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in, we haven't any money?"
Mick said, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
After their drinks Mick said, "OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip, you will go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The landlord noticed them performing this act, went berserk and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Dave said, "Mate, I don't think I can continue this any longer. I am pissed and my knees are killing me."
Mick replied, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!"



#2 Catteeclan

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 07:45 pm

:lol:  :lol:


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#3 Bjørge

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Posted 24 April 2018 - 06:41 am

:rotflmmfao:


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#4 harvey krumpet

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Posted 24 April 2018 - 06:49 am

:lol: :drinks:

 

I have to share, cheers.


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#5 Gdogg

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Posted 24 April 2018 - 03:56 pm

Top notch mid week giggle  :badgerrock:


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#6 dablik

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Posted 24 April 2018 - 04:21 pm

:lol: i'm assuming Mick rides a a 9r then !


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#7 Bjørge

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Posted 25 April 2018 - 06:03 am

:lol: i'm assuming Mick rides a a 9r then !

 

You rude man !


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#8 fixitsan

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 08:30 pm

:rotflmmfao:


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#9 richierex

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Posted 19 September 2018 - 06:29 pm

not sure how they got the drinks in a pub without handing any money over. Spoils it. its a NO from me Im afraid




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