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#1 dapleb


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Posted 07 May 2017 - 12:18 pm

Watched two bikers filter past me in truck norris and the car infront of me coming to cross road lights. Biker infront didn't see the lights go green or the car infront move off. Penis.

He then did some weird wobble/sharp left manoeuvre to get to the front of the (now moving) car. Penis. He then realised the car was moving and did the same weird wobble/sharp wobble to the right. Penis. Then had the cheek to shake his head at the car driver. Penis. He then shot off into the crossroad and without indicating turned right in to the path of a car that had right of way. . . Penis. Good luck to him, he is gonna need it!
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#2 dablik


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Posted 07 May 2017 - 05:48 pm

Sounds like a right nob eh.

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#3 celticbiker


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Posted 07 May 2017 - 06:28 pm

I've met plenty like that.
I have always assumed any near misses or horn blasts to be my fault and then figure out why and how to prevent it from happening again.
If you always blame others you will never learn how to improve.

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#4 fixitsan


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Posted 07 May 2017 - 09:36 pm

Sooner or later the fickle picking of natural selection takes effect

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 07:36 pm

Thought this was another 9'er gay thing with all the talk of penis's and nobs :P  

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