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#1 Robodene

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Posted 10 December 2020 - 07:46 pm

1.            When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

2.            To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

3.            The age of 60 might be the new 40 but then 9:00 pm is the new midnight!

4.            It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

5.            The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

6.            When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15
years ago.

7.            I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

8.            I had my patience tested - and I'm negative.

9.            Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it will come back as a Tupperware lid that
doesn't fit any of your containers.

10.          If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare
straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

11.          When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free.
It means I am doing nothing.

12.          I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

13.          I run like the winded.

14.          I hate it when a couple argues in public, and Ive missed the beginning, so don't know
whose side I'm on.

15.          When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you
hear?"

16.          When you do squats, are your knees really supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an
aluminium can that is stuffed with celery?

17.          I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things, and get really
excited.

18.          When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east" or, worse, going west.

19.          Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring.  Rather, spend 30 seconds
in my head. That'll freak you right out.

20.          Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race,
and changes you forever. We call those people cops.

21.          My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb in a raffle. 
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#2 Gdogg

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Posted 11 December 2020 - 05:30 am

Bloody brill Robo, awesome !! Funniest thing I’ve read in yonks, thanks for sharing.
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#3 AliG

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Posted 11 December 2020 - 09:19 am

Excellent and shamelessly stolen.


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2012 900 - Still adding shiny bits. Was black, changed to white and now back to black again.

 


#4 Matlock

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Posted 11 December 2020 - 10:17 am

:rotflmmfao: All so true.


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#5 dablik

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Posted 11 December 2020 - 11:56 am

Haha very good

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven  :sorry: 

 

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#6 Quartermaster

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Posted 11 December 2020 - 04:29 pm

Sadly I found myself ticking a lot of the boxes. Now where did I put my, oh sorry can't remember what I was looking for...................


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