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#1 Favs

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Posted 30 December 2019 - 12:33 pm

Something inside me says that my Thai girlfriend isn't


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#2 Gdogg

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Posted 30 December 2019 - 02:48 pm

:huh:  :punishment:


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Posted 30 December 2019 - 05:27 pm

Something inside me says that my Thai girlfriend isn't

Which ones yours then? https://youtu.be/U-ZkmVOrkSY


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#4 wicklamulla

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Posted 30 December 2019 - 06:53 pm

:rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao:  :badgerrock:  :clapping:


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I loike tay and hang sangwiches !

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Posted 30 December 2019 - 07:20 pm

:lol: 


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#6 leehenty

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 08:38 pm

:rotflmmfao: 

Seriously though, this happened to a mate of mine quite a few years ago.

He picked up a stunning girl in the bar, all the bumps in the right places, make up, handbag, the works.

Hit it off on the dance floor, all over each other, everything seemed fine,  he couldn't believe his luck.

Took her back to his pad and it wasn't until things of an oral nature had taken place, that he discovered something was not quite right down below.

Made him quite ill apparently. He never went to that bar again.


Which ones yours then? https://youtu.be/U-ZkmVOrkSY

Jeez. how are you supposed to figure out what's the genuine article ?


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#7 wicklamulla

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 10:09 pm

:rotflmmfao:

Seriously though, this happened to a mate of mine quite a few years ago.

He picked up a stunning girl in the bar, all the bumps in the right places, make up, handbag, the works.

Hit it off on the dance floor, all over each other, everything seemed fine,  he couldn't believe his luck.

Took her back to his pad and it wasn't until things of an oral nature had taken place, that he discovered something was not quite right down below.

Made him quite ill apparently. He never went to that bar again.


Jeez. how are you supposed to figure out what's the genuine article ?

 

 

LOL you may joke but it actually happened to a now sadly departed Carpedian many decades ago!  He was inebriated at the time and i will always remember him telling Dapleb and Me 'we went back to 'hers' and we had sex 'back to front'  (i am actually laughing as i type this) and it was only in the morning when 'she' threw the covers off and stood up that the ole meat n' 2 veg. dropped into view!   I asked him how he'd not realised during their romp to which he replied 'he must have kept his thighs tightly together'   :lol:  :rotflmmfao:  :clapping:


spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.

I loike tay and hang sangwiches !

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