Some More Lexophilia For Ye
#1
Posted 26 September 2020 - 10:00 am
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."
14. I wondered why the cricket ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
25. Time flies. You'll be surprised how fast they are.
26. Innuendo is not an Italian suppository.
#2
Posted 26 September 2020 - 11:12 am
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#3
Posted 26 September 2020 - 03:43 pm
...but those 15 are good 😎
#4
Posted 26 September 2020 - 05:44 pm
some were cringe worthy, which is a good thing
Edited by drewpy, 26 September 2020 - 08:33 pm.
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#5
Posted 26 September 2020 - 06:24 pm
#6
Posted 26 September 2020 - 07:36 pm
Some absolute crackers there Rob.
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#7
Posted 26 September 2020 - 07:37 pm
04 900 - 92 mk 1 - r 1150 rs - Z550 A1 - 2x bonnies - plastic slug -XL185 - ...not in that order !! (and one or two i don't want / dare to own up to !!)
#8
Posted 27 September 2020 - 08:20 am
Don't forget about the Geography teacher - arrested for crimes against Humanities
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#9
Posted 27 September 2020 - 02:21 pm
Sounds like a 5 minute section of one of Ken Dodd's marathon locki-in sessions.
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#10
Posted 27 September 2020 - 07:22 pm
Oh dear but 10/10 for the effort!
#11
Posted 30 September 2020 - 06:35 pm
04 900 - 92 mk 1 - r 1150 rs - Z550 A1 - 2x bonnies - plastic slug -XL185 - ...not in that order !! (and one or two i don't want / dare to own up to !!)
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