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Started by Nosaj , May 16 2006 12:45 pm

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#21 wicklamulla

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 11:21 pm

QUOTE(Emmett @ Wed 17th May 2006, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Man I hope she has a TDM and reads this site, a red '92 most likely, she's an american y'know
Hey, Thomas who'd be your dream pillion.

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 11:26 pm

QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Wed 17th May 2006, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
proly u Emmett.........................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Well wicks your my dream pillock good.gif

#23 wicklamulla

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 11:38 pm

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Well wicks your my dream pillock good.gif



well that Mr. Jackson Bollock to you ! good.gif

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:15 am

so if i cant have Gail then how about Jenny Bond (Royal Correspondant) ?

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:21 am

QUOTE(Nosaj @ Tue 16th May 2006, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who would you like banging helmets wiv/ sliding forward into you when you brake

Absolutely no one. Pillions give me the %&*$#@* !!!!!

However, if I had to choose someone to perv at while they washed the bike for me.... hmmm... maybe one of the Canadian mens gymnastic team. Very nice. I got to see a lot of them on telly when they were here for the Commonwealth Games the other month.

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:28 am

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Absolutely no one. Pillions give me the %&*$#@* !!!!!

However, if I had to choose someone to perv at while they washed the bike for me.... hmmm... maybe one of the Canadian mens gymnastic team. Very nice. I got to see a lot of them on telly when they were here for the Commonwealth Games the other month.



i hope you wouldnt want to have a go on there parallell bars Big Bird ? how bout John Prescott

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 10:29 am

QUOTE(Emmett @ Tue 16th May 2006, 06:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Man I hope she has a TDM and reads this site, a red '92 most likely, she's an american y'know
Hey, Thomas who'd be your dream pillion.


Pretty much agree with BB as to how much I like pillions.

QUOTE(Big Bird @ Wed 17th May 2006, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Absolutely no one. Pillions give me the %&*$#@* !!!!!


If I had to give someone a ride it may be Dolly Parton, very small with a great built-in backrest.
Bit top-heavy like the TDM though...
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 11:20 am

QUOTE(SteveGlover @ Tue 16th May 2006, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get this. Of all the women you could have on the back, you want Gail Platt?
viperbiker - you gonna explain?


From a previos post I'd said I'd rather poke myself in the eye with a shitty stick and drive a rusty nail through my scrotum with a hammer then have her. Harsh, I know, but true.

QUOTE(Emmett @ Tue 16th May 2006, 10:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dinnae blame Viper, It's all nosaj and his wierd taste, probly rides a 900 tongue.gif


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QUOTE(Nosaj @ Wed 17th May 2006, 08:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so if i cant have Gail then how about Jenny Bond (Royal Correspondant) ?


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Posted 17 May 2006 - 12:01 pm

ok ok then Evangeline Lilly out of "LOST" (think thats her name) now you cant argue with that ?

i saw Tamara Beckwith in Monaco last year, shes fit , and Paris Hilton (will they all fit on???)

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 12:43 pm

QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 16th May 2006, 09:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
nah how about dame judy dench................?


You mean Dame Jedi Dench.... that was her in the monk outfit in star wars part IV.
I'd like that Jo Brand on the back of the bike. Why?? Sedimentary my dear watson...

1. No advertising scumbag is telling me I should think shes a sex symbol, unlike numerous brainless stick insects and parasitic talentless wanabee somebodys already mentioned in this thread. Which is bleedin obvious I guess..and..(note to self: don't rant)
2. She'd have something very funny to say when we stopped for a fag break....and
3. She'd look worse than me in leathers.
And out of them. rolleyes.gif

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 12:50 pm

QUOTE(Minty Hippo @ Wed 17th May 2006, 01:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You mean Dame Jedi Dench.... that was her in the monk outfit in star wars part IV.
I'd like that Jo Brand on the back of the bike. Why?? Sedimentary my dear watson...

1. No advertising scumbag is telling me I should think shes a sex symbol, unlike numerous brainless stick insects and parasitic talentless wanabee somebodys already mentioned in this thread. Which is bleedin obvious I guess..and..(note to self: don't rant)
2. She'd have something very funny to say when we stopped for a fag break....and
3. She'd look worse than me in leathers.
And out of them. rolleyes.gif

She'd put some serious stress on that rear shock though.

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 01:42 pm

i think about it this way....if i wouldnt want her sitting on my face i wouldnt want her on the back of my bike....

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 05:03 pm

QUOTE(Nosaj @ Wed 17th May 2006, 08:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so if i cant have Gail then how about Jenny Bond (Royal Correspondant) ?

now she is a good looking older woman, very appealing.

as fer Tamara Beckwith and Paris shithead, i can't stand the sight of the pair of them.

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:38 pm

QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Wed 17th May 2006, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
now she is a good looking older woman, very appealing.

as fer Tamara Beckwith and Paris shithead, i can't stand the sight of the pair of them.


Wot, not even together in g/g action? Wot about Dame Jedi and Jo Brand? Cor!!! Kof kof, where's me inhaler... wub.gif Dame Jedi could carve up Tamara and Paris with one (ok 2) flicks of her light sabre while muttering "these are not the droids you are looking for", then lop off Jenny Bond's hairy arm just for pushing in at the bar. All the while riding pillion. That wud be impressive.

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:48 pm

QUOTE(amarko5 @ Tue 16th May 2006, 11:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like your thinking huh.gif but i would rather tickle the pink than pot the brown laugh.gif



Mmmmm, Pink's cute.


Viper, you're a sick man. I had to google Gail Platt as I'm personally of the opinion that people who make or watch soap operas should be loaded on a very large raft (long with anyone who makes, watches or intends to enter a reality TV show) and cast in to the Atlantic, whils on fire.

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 11:49 pm

QUOTE(ChrisG @ Wed 17th May 2006, 08:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Viper, you're a sick man.


Hey, it wasn't me who said I'd want her a pillion, I'm off the same opinion as you, I rather lick the sweat from a baboon's nut-sack... sorry, getting a bit defensive.

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 07:33 am

How about Margaret Beckett (A B(liar)r Babe ) ??? blink.gif

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 08:45 am

Judge Judy....quite frankly I would.
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:07 am

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...... I rather lick the sweat from a baboon's nut-sack...

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:22 am

QUOTE(dapleb @ Thu 18th May 2006, 09:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Judge Judy....quite frankly I would.



noooooo way, she looks like Nancy Reagan, ive changed my mind, Nancy de lollipopillo

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