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#81 Guest_trevini_*

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Posted 27 February 2010 - 06:08 pm

I think you may have missed the point slightly with the membership. It offers "Exclusive discount schemes". Maybe Yamaha could be pursuaded to offer them a discount on the XTZ12? It would be in their interest, after all!

#82 muddy

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Posted 27 February 2010 - 06:26 pm

QUOTE(Geomorphologist @ Sat 27th Feb 2010, 03:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 07:09 pm

QUOTE(Geordie Guy @ Sat 27th Feb 2010, 05:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thats fookin typical its £15.00 to join. ranting.gif
"Member's Benefits GSClubUK On-Line Membership Application
Access to GSClubUK events
Exclusive Discount Schemes
BMF Affiliate Membership Club website and forum
Email discussion list
Club Membership card & sticker
Club merchandise

Membership of GSClubUK costs £15.00 per year.

Membership fees are waived for non-riding partners and they will be most welcome at club events. Overseas members can join for just £5 per year.To join the club please complete the on-line application form opposite.
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£12.00 to join the UK GSer.com,

This lot have got money to burn, even their web sites are exclusive.




Just for clarity - you can join UK GSer.com for feck all - you are invited to subscribe for £12, & then you get additional features, - just like Carpe tongue.gif

Not very many forums give you all priveledges for feck all ......only CMC & Ridersite spring to mind

As for having fun on GS's .......the UKGser's ( and I DO subscribe ) seem to be having a ball ......... http://ukgser.com/home/

Even without the approval of certain members of this forum rolleyes.gif

Remember, us bikers are in a minority enough, without going at each other ..........live & let live

PS - I've yet to see a post on a BMW forum that slags off TDM's .........now I'll be proved wrong by some forum sleuth hidden.gif

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#84 paulb

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Posted 27 February 2010 - 08:03 pm

I wasnt university education, I'm certainly not middle class and I love to ride bikes full-stop.

I'm absolutely NOT biased towards the GS in any way in saying the following, and I'll take cover... BUT
On most roads, having had both bikes and also as someone who likes to crack on a bit, the GS1150 adv will out-handle, ride comfier and more pliant... and outrun a TDM. Why have I got a GS? Because it happens to be the best allrounder for my needs. It's big enough to be comfy, punchy, handles BRILLIANTLY and takes a right pasting without a murmur
I loved my TDM and did a fair bit to it, to get it spot-on for quick riding. the only reason i sold it, was because I'm a big fella and the TDm was a bit on the small side for two-up with luggage.
Dont slate the bikes lads, by all means have a go at the miniority of people if you really must... but your generalisations are out of line and somewhat childish.
The 1200 boxer in my experience is an unreliable beast ( i had a rod straight through the top on my r1200s block, gs1200 had electrical faults, abs failure, servo issues etc), but the 1150 is a bloody corker. Ive had an 1100, 3 1150s and a 1200 gs.

One of the friendliest bunches of people I ever go away with, are the boxertrix guys. They are mainly r1100s riders, but many have moved away to gixers, gs, vfr, aprilias whatever... NO snobbery, no finger pointing and always a great time had. I guess they understand the concept of being bikers, above branding people?

Edited by paulb, 27 February 2010 - 08:09 pm.

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#85 muddy

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Posted 27 February 2010 - 08:33 pm

QUOTE(paulb @ Sat 27th Feb 2010, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wasnt university education, I'm certainly not middle class and I love to ride bikes full-stop.

I'm absolutely NOT biased towards the GS in any way in saying the following, and I'll take cover... BUT
On most roads, having had both bikes and also as someone who likes to crack on a bit, the GS1150 adv will out-handle, ride comfier and more pliant... and outrun a TDM. Why have I got a GS? Because it happens to be the best allrounder for my needs. It's big enough to be comfy, punchy, handles BRILLIANTLY and takes a right pasting without a murmur
I loved my TDM and did a fair bit to it, to get it spot-on for quick riding. the only reason i sold it, was because I'm a big fella and the TDm was a bit on the small side for two-up with luggage.
Dont slate the bikes lads, by all means have a go at the miniority of people if you really must... but your generalisations are out of line and somewhat childish.
The 1200 boxer in my experience is an unreliable beast ( i had a rod straight through the top on my r1200s block, gs1200 had electrical faults, abs failure, servo issues etc), but the 1150 is a bloody corker. Ive had an 1100, 3 1150s and a 1200 gs.

One of the friendliest bunches of people I ever go away with, are the boxertrix guys. They are mainly r1100s riders, but many have moved away to gixers, gs, vfr, aprilias whatever... NO snobbery, no finger pointing and always a great time had. I guess they understand the concept of being bikers, above branding people?


Yes, I'm an out and out beemerist (or should that be beemerphobe?) and I should do some kind of diversity training or something. Come on, it's not that serious. You should hear some of my other pet theories wacko.gif

Edited by muddy, 27 February 2010 - 08:36 pm.

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Posted 27 February 2010 - 09:10 pm

Hey, This is all just tongue in cheek banter.

Dont want to fall out, or for anyone else to fall out over this, I 'm just poking fun.

Being down near Liverpool , I miss the Newcastle vs Sunderland bickering, name calling and piss taking.

So, its just for entertainment.

If I saw any biker that I thought needed help, I would stop and lend a hand, no matter what.

A bike is a bike, you make your choice and thats fine by me.

If anyone has been offended by any of this, dont be, it was not meant seriously.

It was just a bit of friendly fun,

Thats it ! No more taking the piss out of Beamers or their riders, or that big fookin touratec Catalouge, or those funny after thought reservoirs or those £550 chequred BMW branded jackets or those £5 indicator bulbs or those zebra paint jobs or .... ranting.gif

Bollox, I cant help me-self ..........

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 08:01 pm

QUOTE(Geordie Guy @ Sat 27th Feb 2010, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey, This is all just tongue in cheek banter.
thats not how any of its come across.....

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:12 pm

LOL i had a few Touratech catalogs delivered recently and i had to laugh at a few of the items this company seems to produce, some items/accessories seem relevent or maybe even necessary but they do seem to make little alloy brackets and covers fer various brands of bikes that seem pointless in my blinkered opinion, basically they seem to invent potential scenarios/problems and their marketplace expands !

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:50 am

Yeah, TT is for the gadget crazy I think. They do make excellent GPS mounts and nice AL panniers IMO. I'm using their locking GPS mounts on both my bikes - haven't found anything better yet.

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 06:08 am

I'm sure this has been posted before, but for those who haven't seen it......

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