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#1 JMC

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Posted 10 November 2018 - 02:47 pm

An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up.

This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting loudly.

"So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.

"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."



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#2 dablik

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Posted 10 November 2018 - 08:50 pm

:lol:


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#3 Bjørge

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:10 am

:rotflmmfao:


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#4 Catteeclan

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 10:01 am

:lol:  :lol:


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#5 Gdogg

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Posted 15 November 2018 - 07:26 pm

:rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao:


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#6 divvxj

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Posted 05 December 2018 - 05:40 pm

didnt have to translate that one for the wife, shes phs :rotflmmfao:




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