My wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo....so I had to put my foot down
It's A Joke
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, Mar 04 2022 07:21 pm
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Posted 18 August 2023 - 01:23 pm
"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"
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#402
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Posted 19 August 2023 - 08:28 am
My Postie is always pushing the envelope....
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Posted 03 December 2023 - 12:02 am
How many fingers am I holding up asked the doctor.
Strangest prostate exam ever!
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Posted 03 December 2023 - 07:48 am
I'm asking for a vote of support for my campaign against glove puppets on TV. Let's have a show of hands.
Edited by Favs, 03 December 2023 - 07:49 am.
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Posted 04 December 2023 - 10:56 am
Since the temperature dropped and the snow has been falling, my wife has been constantly looking through the window.
If she keeps doing this, I’ll eventually have to let her in
"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"
Mods; Oil pressure switch, neoprene rear inner mudguard, scottoiler, highway pegs, fenda extenda, 1999 carbs and airbox, Kais suspension setup, later clutch springs, LED lamps, Metmachex swingarm, Hagon Shock, Oxford heated grips, 4 way fused accessory Bus, 17" 3CV front wheel, Michellin R6 tyres, GPS speedo, 5' ignition advance.
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 08:10 pm
Tampax is bringing out a new tampon. they have replaced the string with a piece of coloured tinsel.... it's being released for the christmas period.
"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"
Mods; Oil pressure switch, neoprene rear inner mudguard, scottoiler, highway pegs, fenda extenda, 1999 carbs and airbox, Kais suspension setup, later clutch springs, LED lamps, Metmachex swingarm, Hagon Shock, Oxford heated grips, 4 way fused accessory Bus, 17" 3CV front wheel, Michellin R6 tyres, GPS speedo, 5' ignition advance.
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Posted 31 December 2023 - 01:15 am
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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Posted 29 February 2024 - 12:19 am
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
#409
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Posted 03 March 2024 - 09:48 am
I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with counting. I often wonder what she's up to now.
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Posted 03 March 2024 - 12:58 pm
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Posted 31 March 2024 - 11:43 pm
I went to a fancy dress party and the host said, "What have you come as?”
I said, A Harp"
He said, "You’re too small to be a Harp".
I said, “Are you calling me a Lyre?”
I nodded off over an Indian meal last night.
I was asleep as soon as my head touched the pilau.
TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
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Posted 11 April 2024 - 05:56 pm
lol
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Posted 12 April 2024 - 06:27 pm
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Posted 13 April 2024 - 01:51 pm
I went to Chester Zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity.
I was happily watching the Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra, when the guy on the triangle disappeared
"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"
Mods; Oil pressure switch, neoprene rear inner mudguard, scottoiler, highway pegs, fenda extenda, 1999 carbs and airbox, Kais suspension setup, later clutch springs, LED lamps, Metmachex swingarm, Hagon Shock, Oxford heated grips, 4 way fused accessory Bus, 17" 3CV front wheel, Michellin R6 tyres, GPS speedo, 5' ignition advance.
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Posted 13 April 2024 - 03:25 pm
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If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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If you want to mark your location on the Carpe map: http://www.carpe-tdm...opic.php?t=5117
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Active member of TPLQHCSRSFC and TSRMCMAS (even though a year off) and avid fan of PM not sent.
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