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#1 madmopedracer

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Posted 18 January 2021 - 04:37 pm

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?”
“We use it when we make love,” she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”
What were you thinking ……

 



#2 dablik

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Posted 18 January 2021 - 07:09 pm

oh I dunno, bottom springs to mind..

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.

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#3 AliG

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Posted 18 January 2021 - 07:13 pm

Excellent. Gotta pinch that one.


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2012 900 - Still adding shiny bits. Was black but now white. I fancied a change but kept all the original panels, just in case I want to put it back to original. Tank cover saved the need to paint the tank.

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