A man walked into the doctor's surgery, which as usual was full, and said to the receptionist 'I need to see a doctor - there's something wrong with my cock.'
The receptionist retorted angrily 'Manners, manners if you don't mind. This room is full of people and many will be offended by language like that. You should say that there's something wrong with a different part of your body, and then tell the doctor, in private, what's really wrong. Shall we start again?'
The man agreed and said 'I need to see a doctor, there's something wrong with my ear.'
The receptionist said, 'That's better. Now what's wrong with your ear?'
The man said 'I can't piss through it'.