Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro is a big rip off!
Dont worry about old age; it doesnt last.
.And, Do not mask the distance, instead, distance with a mask!
Still More Lexophilia
Started by
Robodene
, Oct 19 2020 10:45 am
2 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 19 October 2020 - 10:45 am
#2
Posted 19 October 2020 - 12:05 pm
Just read a book about how they assembled the Titanic....it was riveting.
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!
04 900 - 92 mk 1 - r 1150 rs - Z550 A1 - 2x bonnies - plastic slug -XL185 - ...not in that order !! (and one or two i don't want / dare to own up to !!)
04 900 - 92 mk 1 - r 1150 rs - Z550 A1 - 2x bonnies - plastic slug -XL185 - ...not in that order !! (and one or two i don't want / dare to own up to !!)
#3
Posted 20 October 2020 - 01:59 am
These are so clever , cheers chaps
Edited by Gdogg, 20 October 2020 - 02:00 am.
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