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Started by Rallyist , Jan 16 2013 07:24 pm

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#1 Rallyist

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 07:24 pm


Just had my tea at tescos,The waitress asked me if I wanted anything on my burger.............







.so I had a fiver each way.....

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 07:44 pm

all this stuff about horsemeat in burgers is making me hungry. To eat or not to eat that is the equestrian!



Tesco quarter pounders, The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony she always wanted



Tesco veggie burgers are now being tested for uni quorn



Just checked the tesco burgers in my fridge......and they're off



Tesco burgers are now classed as part of a stable diet



Felling a little hoarse today, might have something to do with the burgers i had for tea.



This is the last time I eat Tesco burgers, have had the trots all day.






I had some Tesco burgers for my tea last night… I still have a bit between my teeth.

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:05 pm

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:12 pm

I believe the low fat burgers still contain a bit of Shergar

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:20 pm

I think someone may be sending me death threats.

Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.


Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.


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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:27 pm

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:31 pm

Just had my tea at tescos,The waitress asked me if I wanted anything on my burger..............so I had a fiver each way



Tesco now has a dedicated till for burger buyers. Its very good but the guy with the starting pistol isn't very popular



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Or you end up in a Tesco shop

Your tail goes swish your wheels go round

Giddy up horsey you’re a quarter pound.



Horse meat in Tesco burgers. That's nothing, they found a camel toe in primark leggings



I selected some burgers on tesco shop online site......................................................................................................I then clicked "add to cart"

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:55 pm

The wife must have been eating Tesco burgers last night................It's been nag, nag, nag all morning.

I was cooking a couple of burgers for my mate and I asked him if he liked them rare or well done. He said he'd have one each way.

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 10:22 pm

Just had my tea at tescos,


Was it your mane meal?
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 09:03 am

My lidl pony

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 11:03 am

I was once a door key in a bread.

There was probably a key dispute in the bakehouse
Someone slipped the key into the dough.....

I returned the key, and got as much bread and cake as I could carry.

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 06:30 pm

Limbo.....man I just love your posts !
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 07:05 pm

I actually prefer the Tesco meat balls, they' re the dogs bollocks

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 09:06 pm

Limbo.....man I just love your posts !


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Posted 17 January 2013 - 09:39 pm

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Tesco?

A Royal Ascot with cheese.



Traces of zebra DNA found in Tesco bar codes.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 08:59 pm

My doctor just told me that I should watch what I eat..

So I've booked tickets for the grand national

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:20 pm

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 10:36 am

Linky no worky. Another member only viewable basefook image no doubt. :rolleyes:

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 03:56 pm

Linky no worky. Another member only viewable basefook image no doubt. :rolleyes:


Same on youtube.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 05:30 pm

Same on youtube.

Thanks,
Couldn't find it on you tube

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