A woman is sitting a her husband’s funeral. A man leans over to her and says,”Do you mind if I say a word?” “No go ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat and says “Plethora”, and sits down. The woman says, “Thanks, that means a lot.”
i, for one, like roman numerals.
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