From the Edinburgh Fringe, Olaf Falafel, I believe. He's Swedish.
"Recently I have found myself shouting Broccoli! Cauliflower! spontaneously. I have no control, it just bursts out. I fear I may have Florets."
Not Olaf Falafel
"Somebody stole my anti-depressants. Oh well, whoever it was, I hope they're happy."
Edited by harvey krumpet, 07 September 2019 - 07:28 am.