The value of a Catholic education and a pencil.
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me
Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny
who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her
in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good'
and continued teaching her class.. A little later the Nun asked Susie,
'Who is our Lord and Savior?'But Susie didn't stir from her
slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the
butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said,
'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.. The Nun asked her a third
question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and
shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break
it inhalf!' The nun fainted !
