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The Toughest Job In The World

Started by stormy , May 15 2009 09:42 pm

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#1 stormy

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 09:42 pm

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CSI Norfolk

They all share the same DNA & there are no dental records

RIP STORMY - killed by careless driver Oct 2009

currently owned ....
1996 YAMAHA TRX850 gone away for little holiday with Andrea
1997 YAMAHA TDM850 which are obviously an acquired taste. I fink I'm starting to get it now.....
1998 DUCATI 748 ... one way of keeping an old man broke.
1999 YAMAHA Thunderace there is STILL no finer motorcycle
2008 SUZUKI Bandit 1250SA ...... fecked by yours truly, but ......... still fitted with the worlds most uncomfortable bike seat. ouch!

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#2 Matlock

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 02:53 pm

8/10

~~2002 TDM900 in glorious yellow~~, NOW SOLD

2012 Honda Crosstourer VFR1200X. Hyperspeed tourer.

~~1990 XTZ750 in black, standard apart from Micron silencer. Mechanical restoration complete, cosmetic restoration next on the agenda..~~ NOW SOLD

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#3 OldGreyWizard

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:23 am

The ultimate Norfolk joke!!

How does a Norfolk lass know if her Pa is having an affair?
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His knob tastes different!

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#4 Guest_celticbiker_*

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 04:04 pm

Is it true that the hospitals there have an acronym NFN
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Normal for Norfolk

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#5 steveearwig

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 08:04 pm

I used to know a care worker there, it's true.

Hello btw. Dammit, that's my lurking days over

3VD006578 - it's alive!!

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#6 tdm850rider

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 09:32 pm

QUOTE(steveearwig @ Sun 17th May 2009, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I used to know a care worker there, it's true.

Hello btw. Dammit, that's my lurking days over

to Carpe anyway wigs.. (You can maintain your lurker status since your post-count is still 0.)

(Comedy Central posts don't count...)

Always tell the truth, it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
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Stebel Nautilus air-horn, Corbin seat, MRA Touring screen, single Delkevic silencer.
"I see by your outfit that you are a spaceman"(MkI (3VD) TDM Review)
Hints for using Carpe-TDM. (photo's, links, etc).

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#7 steveearwig

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 11:04 pm

That's truly weird. Ok, I'll stay here 'til I figure out how to condense my life's story into a couple of paragraphs

Edited by steveearwig, 17 May 2009 - 11:05 pm.

3VD006578 - it's alive!!

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#8 ChrisG

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:22 am

Until then, are you saying your life is a joke?

~~1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears~~ Gone now
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.

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#9 steveearwig

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:45 pm

My life is more

than

I don't really mean to be enigmatic, just not finding time to get my finger out.

3VD006578 - it's alive!!

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#10 ChrisG

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:15 am

Now you've got us wondering where your finger is to result in a facial expression like

~~1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears~~ Gone now
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.

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#11 Snorvey

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:18 pm

Common football ground chant when your team is playing Norwich City.

(To the tune of the Addams Family)

'Your sister is your mother'
'Your uncle is your brother'
'You all f*** one another'
'The Norwich famileeee'

Tarrarara dum dum
Tarrarara dum dum

Snorvey

Did I mention 135mph?

^{And that's official}

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#12 Guest_Catteeclan_*

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:46 pm

OUI

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#13 BarneyS

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:50 pm

QUOTE(Catteeclan @ Tue 19th May 2009, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OUI

Did you really mean 'oui'?

It went E,S,E,S,A

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#14 OldGreyWizard

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:24 pm

QUOTE(Catteeclan @ Tue 19th May 2009, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OUI

OI
yoU
Ignorants

Pourquoi ne font pas vous harcelez le Français, ou ces filles D'essex eh!

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#15 Guest_Catteeclan_*

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 07:12 am

QUOTE(Epirb @ Tue 19th May 2009, 09:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Did you really mean 'oui'?

Oh crap. Did I mention I was blond.

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#16 steveearwig

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 07:25 am

Offspring
Usually
Incestuous.

3VD006578 - it's alive!!

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#17 OldGreyWizard

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 10:19 pm

QUOTE(steveearwig @ Wed 20th May 2009, 08:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Offspring
Usually
Incestuous.

Steveearwig!! Nice post

Why is your posts showing as 0?

Edited by OldGreyWizard, 20 May 2009 - 10:23 pm.

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#18 steveearwig

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 11:00 pm

Apparently

QUOTE(tdm850rider)

(Comedy Central posts don't count...)

Weirdest board evarrrrrrrrrr

3VD006578 - it's alive!!

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#19 PICARD

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 09:34 am

hey ......I'm a good ol' Norfolk boy! There's no truth in any of these rumours let me tell you.........ask any of my 839,190 relations (at last census), they'll all agree!

Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!

04 900 - 92 mk 1 - r 1150 rs - Z550 A1 - 2x bonnies - plastic slug -XL185 - ...not in that order !! (and one or two i don't want / dare to own up to !!)

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#20 OldGreyWizard

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 07:04 pm

QUOTE(steveearwig @ Thu 21st May 2009, 12:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Apparently

Weirdest board evarrrrrrrrrr

So you have been a member since Jul-08 and have only posted in Comedy Central!

It looks as if CelticBiker and TDMMick put all of those posts here just for the love of it, top blokes for all the laughs they have given me.

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The Toughest Job In The World

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#5 steveearwig

#6 tdm850rider

#7 steveearwig

#8 ChrisG

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#10 ChrisG

#11 Snorvey

#12 Guest_Catteeclan_*

#13 BarneyS

#14 OldGreyWizard

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