No.1
A Torry girl goes to the Benefits Office to register for child
benefit
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"Ten" replies the Torry girl,
"Ten?" says the Benefits Office worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan
and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Torry girl, "Its great because if they are
out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S
READY!'
or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the
perturbed Benefits Office worker.
"That's easy," says the Torry girl... "I just use their
surnames"
No.2
A Torry girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
No.3
Q. Two Torry girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
No.4
Q. What does a Torry girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
No.5
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Torry girl?
A. Granny.
No.6
Q. Why did the Torry girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
No.7
Q. What do you call a Torry girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
No.8
Q. What's the first
question during a Torry girl quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
No.9
Q. Two Torry kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
No.10
Q. What's the difference between a boy and a Torry girl?
A. A Torry girl has a higher sperm count.
No.11
Q. What's the most confusing day in Torry?
A. Fathers day
No.12
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Torry?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
