In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to litrally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Drug names
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:55 pm
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:51 pm
I`ll be past 60 when we get to 2040.
I think I`ll have to write myself a note or something. Just to make shure that I wont forgett what to do with it.
I think I`ll have to write myself a note or something. Just to make shure that I wont forgett what to do with it.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 08:29 pm
QUOTE(Cpeders @ Wed 21st Jun 2006, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I`ll be past 60 when we get to 2040.
I think I`ll have to write myself a note or something. Just to make shure that I wont forgett what to do with it.
I think I`ll have to write myself a note or something. Just to make shure that I wont forgett what to do with it.
Just remember where you will leave the note.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 08:49 pm
You forgot the new PMS medication to sooth your nerves. DAMITOL
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 12:07 am
QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Thu 22nd Jun 2006, 06:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You forgot the new PMS medication to sooth your nerves. DAMITOL
What would you know about living with PMS Thomas? Hmmmm????
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 12:09 am
QUOTE(Big Bird @ Wed 21st Jun 2006, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What would you know about living with PMS Thomas? Hmmmm????
20 years married to a woman who had PMS 32 days a month.
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 06:59 am
QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Thu 22nd Jun 2006, 12:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
20 years married to a woman who had PMS 32 days a month.
That'd be enough to turn ya off women
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 12:43 am
In case you are wondering why I stayed 20 years,
Realized I had made a mistake quite early, but I had a son and was not about to become an 'absentee' father.
Once he graduated high school and was accepted at university my wife and I parted ways.
(Actually it was 2 weeks short of 20 years, saved me an aniversary present to boot.)
"Formerly Married, Currently Happy"
Realized I had made a mistake quite early, but I had a son and was not about to become an 'absentee' father.
Once he graduated high school and was accepted at university my wife and I parted ways.
(Actually it was 2 weeks short of 20 years, saved me an aniversary present to boot.)
"Formerly Married, Currently Happy"
Always tell the truth, it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 08:55 am
Wow. You must be older than I thought. Definately older than you look. I thought you were only in your early 30's.... must be that baseball cap - takes years off your life.
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:03 am
QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Mon 26th Jun 2006, 01:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In case you are wondering why I stayed 20 years,
Realized I had made a mistake quite early, but I had a son and was not about to become an 'absentee' father.
Once he graduated high school and was accepted at university my wife and I parted ways.
(Actually it was 2 weeks short of 20 years, saved me an aniversary present to boot.)
"Formerly Married, Currently Happy"
Realized I had made a mistake quite early, but I had a son and was not about to become an 'absentee' father.
Once he graduated high school and was accepted at university my wife and I parted ways.
(Actually it was 2 weeks short of 20 years, saved me an aniversary present to boot.)
"Formerly Married, Currently Happy"
Your better off on your own.
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:14 am
QUOTE(Big Bird @ Mon 26th Jun 2006, 03:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow. You must be older than I thought. Definately older than you look. I thought you were only in your early 30's.... must be that baseball cap - takes years off your life.
I'm 56 BB and yes I have a full head of hair under that cap.
TY for thinking I was in my 30's. Generally people only think I am 10-15 years younger than I am.
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 11:30 am
QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Mon 26th Jun 2006, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm 56 BB and yes I have a full head of hair under that cap.
TY for thinking I was in my 30's. Generally people only think I am 10-15 years younger than I am.
TY for thinking I was in my 30's. Generally people only think I am 10-15 years younger than I am.
"looking good Thomas" said the fat controller, before adding "....for you age"
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
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Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:42 pm
QUOTE(Toneski @ Mon 26th Jun 2006, 06:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"looking good Thomas" said the fat controller, before adding "....for you age"
Always tell the truth, it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
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Posted 27 June 2006 - 08:33 pm
QUOTE(Toneski @ Mon 26th Jun 2006, 12:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"looking good Thomas" said the fat controller, before adding "....for you age"
The fat controller? Is Guiness one of us heavyweights as well then?
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Posted 08 July 2006 - 07:58 pm
QUOTE(ChrisG @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The fat controller? Is Guiness one of us heavyweights as well then?
the Brotherswater Inn til had it down like that as wellanyway
... what ave i got to do wif ne thing
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Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:06 pm
QUOTE(Guinness @ Sat 8th Jul 2006, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
the Brotherswater Inn til had it down like that as well
anyway ... what ave i got to do wif ne thing
anyway
... what ave i got to do wif ne thingabsolutly nada
the "Thomas" and "Fat controller" were UK childrens TV references.
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 05:59 am
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That'd be enough to turn ya off women
yeah but the alternative would still be a pain in the arse.
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 09:37 am
QUOTE(laughin in a windstorm @ Sun 9th Jul 2006, 06:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yeah but the alternative would still be a pain in the arse.
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 05:46 pm
QUOTE(laughin in a windstorm @ Sun 9th Jul 2006, 01:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yeah but the alternative would still be a pain in the arse.
Maybe at first...
I could really make a comment here.... but I'd hate to get banned. Always tell the truth, it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 06:16 pm
QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Sun 9th Jul 2006, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe at first... I could really make a comment here.... but I'd hate to get banned.
I could really make a comment here.... but I'd hate to get banned. not banned, you'd just have to punish yourself.....
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me
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