Did you hear the one about the magician who went into a gay bar?
He disappeared with a "poof!"
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 02:57 pm
Did you hear the one about the magician who went into a gay bar?
He disappeared with a "poof!"
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 11:24 pm
QUOTE(deeplydippy @ Mon 3rd Apr 2006, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did you hear the one about the magician who went into a gay bar?
He disappeared with a "poof!"
I heard that when I was young enough to know better dippy...............
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 01:56 am
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I heard that when I was young enough to know better dippy...............
Did they have gay bars back then
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 01:04 pm
QUOTE(Emmett @ Tue 4th Apr 2006, 02:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did they have gay bars back then
Dandy would know!
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 01:07 pm
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Dandy would know!
A 900 rider called Dandy............says it all really
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 01:58 pm
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Dandy would know!
When the statisticians say that 1 in 10/15 peeps in the UK are gay..............I wonder how many of the good folks of our fraternity here get offended by these offhand comments??? ...........how many 900 owners have given up their steeds to rid themselves of innuendo .................how many have bought Viragos or scooters to become more socially accepted in their society............how many have felt forced to go out and buy Cordura clothing rather than feel comfortable and at peace with themselves in their soft leather, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 02:57 pm
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When the statisticians say that 1 in 10/15 peeps in the UK are gay..............I wonder how many of the good folks of our fraternity here get offended by these offhand comments??? ...........how many 900 owners have given up their steeds to rid themselves of innuendo .................how many have bought Viragos or scooters to become more socially accepted in their society............how many have felt forced to go out and buy Cordura clothing rather than feel comfortable and at peace with themselves in their soft leather, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
There's 169 members at the moment, so statistically, about 17ish people on this site are gay, alyhough I imagine that the members of this site don't represent an overall cross-section of british society (take wicky for example), so does that mean that more or less of our members are gay?
This all begs the question, does it matter?
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 11:04 pm
QUOTE(dandywarhol @ Tue 4th Apr 2006, 08:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When the statisticians say that 1 in 10/15 peeps in the UK are gay..............I wonder how many of the good folks of our fraternity here get offended by these offhand comments??? ...........how many 900 owners have given up their steeds to rid themselves of innuendo .................how many have bought Viragos or scooters to become more socially accepted in their society............how many have felt forced to go out and buy Cordura clothing rather than feel comfortable and at peace with themselves in their soft leather, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
ok...... I may as well be the first (and possibly the only). I'm gay, not that it matters. It's about as important as being left-handed., just a trait.
I do not mind the gay jokes.... quite enjoy some of them. Carpe would never tolerate homophobia so whats wrong with a chuckle. But I must ask.... why the hell is the TDM900 a 'gay' bike.
Save you a bit of wondering... I am not a florist or hairdresser.
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Edited by tdm850rider, 05 April 2006 - 04:49 pm.
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 11:14 pm
don't matter a bean. gay, lesbian, black, white, British, Irish, French or what ever to me, i just hate them feckin green martians !!!!!
ps Thomas gay or no gay, ya have a cute arse in that lake !!!! the whole gay 900 thing started because some people (me included) think mkI and mkII TDM's look more rugged and not as "nice" as the 900. personally the 900 is growing on me tbh.
ps Thomas gay or no gay, ya have a cute arse in that lake !!!! the whole gay 900 thing started because some people (me included) think mkI and mkII TDM's look more rugged and not as "nice" as the 900. personally the 900 is growing on me tbh.
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 11:22 pm
Hmmmmm I forgot about that lake picture on my website....
Suppose that may have been a bit of a tip....
As for a good chuckle try this out.... (A post of mine from Comedy Central)
Ohhh we are in comedy central! Mr. G, gives me an idea... can headers in different forums be different colors or something?
If they start a 900 forum it could be pink.
Suppose that may have been a bit of a tip....
As for a good chuckle try this out.... (A post of mine from Comedy Central)
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The Pope was finishing his sermon and He ended it with the Latin
phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They
noticed that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying,
"TutiHomini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said
that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and
asked if he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure".
The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with,
"Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They
noticed that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying,
"TutiHomini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said
that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and
asked if he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure".
The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with,
"Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
Ohhh we are in comedy central! Mr. G, gives me an idea... can headers in different forums be different colors or something?
If they start a 900 forum it could be pink.
Edited by tdm850rider, 04 April 2006 - 11:29 pm.
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 11:38 pm
QUOTE(dandywarhol @ Tue 4th Apr 2006, 02:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When the statisticians say that 1 in 10/15 peeps in the UK are gay..............I wonder how many of the good folks of our fraternity here get offended by these offhand comments??? ...........how many 900 owners have given up their steeds to rid themselves of innuendo .................how many have bought Viragos or scooters to become more socially accepted in their society............how many have felt forced to go out and buy Cordura clothing rather than feel comfortable and at peace with themselves in their soft leather, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
How’s that equation looking now ducky?
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 12:18 am
QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 4th Apr 2006, 05:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...the whole gay 900 thing started because some people (me included) think mkI and mkII TDM's look more rugged and not as "nice" as the 900. personally the 900 is growing on me tbh.
If I wasn't here and could actually choose among the Mk1, Mk2, or Mk3.....
The Mk2 would win hands down! Beautiful curvaceous lines.
But you know you are gonna get razzed now.....
QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 4th Apr 2006, 05:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ps Thomas gay or no gay, ya have a cute arse in that lake !!!!
but thank you...
Edited by tdm850rider, 05 April 2006 - 12:18 am.
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 01:17 am
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ok...... I may as well be the first (and possibly the only).
Well, time for me to come out of the closet..... I like men too
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 01:41 am
QUOTE(Big Bird @ Tue 4th Apr 2006, 08:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, time for me to come out of the closet..... I like men too
BB, I always knew we had something in common.
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 02:27 pm
QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Wed 5th Apr 2006, 09:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As for a good chuckle try this out.... (A post of mine from Comedy Central)
Ohhh we are in comedy central! Mr. G, gives me an idea... can headers in different forums be different colors or something?
If they start a 900 forum it could be pink.
Ohhh we are in comedy central! Mr. G, gives me an idea... can headers in different forums be different colors or something?
If they start a 900 forum it could be pink.
Well, I have got the only 900 in the village.
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 07:56 pm
QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Wed 5th Apr 2006, 01:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I wasn't here and could actually choose among the Mk1, Mk2, or Mk3.....
The Mk2 would win hands down! Beautiful curvaceous lines.
But you know you are gonna get razzed now.....
but thank you...
The Mk2 would win hands down! Beautiful curvaceous lines.
But you know you are gonna get razzed now.....
but thank you...
ahhh like meself.............
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 08:40 pm
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I think the mk2 is too heavy and lacking in power 
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