Mary had two little lambs.
Their names were Jack and Gypsy.
They caught a dose of foot and mouth.
And now they're Black and Crispy
Mary had 2 little lambs.
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, Sep 02 2007 04:04 pm
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 04:04 pm
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 09:06 pm
mary had a little skirt
split right up the sides
everytime that mary walked you could see her thighs
mary had another skirt
split right up the front
every time that mary walked you could see her .............
split right up the sides
everytime that mary walked you could see her thighs
mary had another skirt
split right up the front
every time that mary walked you could see her .............
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 09:30 pm
you could see that she was a good girl, well brought up like. Not like those skanks that you see on dem music videos.
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 11:49 pm
Mary had a little lamb
Its face was black as charcoal
And every time it walked away
You could see its little a..hole
Its face was black as charcoal
And every time it walked away
You could see its little a..hole
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 08:29 am
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
1000 volts went up its arse,
and turned its wool to nylon.
She tied it to a pylon,
1000 volts went up its arse,
and turned its wool to nylon.
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 08:38 am
Mary had a little lamb
it leapt around in hops
it gambolled in the road one day
and finished up as chops
it leapt around in hops
it gambolled in the road one day
and finished up as chops
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 09:57 am
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear.
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her bare.
Groans....
She also had a bear.
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her bare.
Groans....
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 10:11 am
Mary had a little lamb,
she thought it was so silly
she threw it up in to the air
and caught it by it's willy
she thought it was so silly
she threw it up in to the air
and caught it by it's willy
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 11:08 am
Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass,
When she did a wheelspin,
The chain went up her arse.
She rode it on the grass,
When she did a wheelspin,
The chain went up her arse.
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 03:47 pm
QUOTE(dandywarhol @ Mon 3rd Sep 2007, 04:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mary had a little lamb
Cos she was fecked by a ram...............
Cos she was fecked by a ram...............
There's always one....and its always you! [Edit: Make that 2, Cpa has joined in!]
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 04:00 pm
Mary had a little lamb
She shot it in the head
Now it goes to school with her
Between two lumps of bread
She shot it in the head
Now it goes to school with her
Between two lumps of bread
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 04:24 pm
Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it grunting
She took it up a close one night
And kicked it's f#%king c#*t in
She couldn't stop it grunting
She took it up a close one night
And kicked it's f#%king c#*t in
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 07:38 pm
Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
every time the lamb got out
the dog would try and.................
put it back again
she kept it in a bucket
every time the lamb got out
the dog would try and.................
put it back again
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 07:46 pm
brilliant - can't follow that - gotta make this "sticky" Boss
This will run and run .............
This will run and run .............
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 08:33 pm
Mary had a little lamb,
it really wasn't fussy,
she lay down in the grass one day,
and made it lick her......
.........Ice cream
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it really wasn't fussy,
she lay down in the grass one day,
and made it lick her......
.........Ice cream
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 08:39 pm
Mary had a little lamb
it had a touch of colic
she gave it brandy twice a day
and now its alcoholic
it had a touch of colic
she gave it brandy twice a day
and now its alcoholic
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 09:43 pm
QUOTE(DeeDee @ Mon 3rd Sep 2007, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This will run and run .............
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 10:07 pm
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
She pimped it out to lonely farmers
To make herself some dough
It's fleece was white as snow
She pimped it out to lonely farmers
To make herself some dough
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 10:32 pm
QUOTE(dapleb @ Mon 3rd Sep 2007, 04:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There's always one....and its always you! [Edit: Make that 2, Cpa has joined in!]
Must be a Norther lack of humour thing....................
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